Archive for January, 2009

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Amy Winehouse does her fitness instructor;hubby divorces her on Facebook

Amy Winehouse has found new love in the face of her fitness instructor, Andrew. This profound feeling came upon her when she caught a glimpse of him through her spread legs while performing a yoga position. She was so lovestruck that she immediately checked out of her hotel and moved to a secluded villa where [...]

Forget about strep throat, i have to save the world!

And so she did. By overcoming strep throat, laryngitis and 51 other humanitarians out to rescue the helpless of this world, 22-year old Miss Indiana became our next embassador of hope and perky all-American B-cups. After winning the judges…and Mario Lopez with her superb rendition of “Via Dolorosa” and her clear definition of glamour and [...]

Pete Wentz puts on his gay bunnies

If we didn’t know this was Pete Wentz, husband, father, and semi-manly rocker, we would have thought this was a gay student on school break scouting for “companionship” at the LAX aiport. Dude, how many times does Ashley have to tell you not to steal stuff from her closet? Those boots belong only on a [...]

Hilary Duff can’t run away from cottage cheese

It seems the curse of the orange peel can also fall upon 22-year old hollywood stars no matter how fit they seem to be. And so Hilary Duff, who is currently vacationing in the carribean with NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie was attempting to hide perhaps even bigger craters hiding up in her upper gluteus maximus [...]

Jessica Biel naked in ‘London’

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Monica Bellucci sex scene from Shoot em Up

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Jessica Biel panty scene from Chuck and Larry

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Eliza Dushku in a Thong

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