Archive for January, 2009

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Kelly Osbourne checks into rehab

It was only a couple of days ago that we posted the news about Kelly arrested for assaulting a gossip columnist, and now we learn she’s just checked into rehab for a month. Coincidence? We think not. A clearly distraught Sharon told RadarOnline.com: “What else can we say? She knew that it was the right [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio is one hot, yummy mummy

To all girls out there, we say this from the bottom of our hearts: we feel your pain and intense jealousy. This heavenly creature here (aka Alessandra Ambrosio) actually gave birth to a child only 4 months ago. Although she did lose a bit more weight than we’d like, her body is as tight as [...]

Geri Halliwell gets all her S’s in the Maldives:Sun, Sea, Sex

We are told Italian men are really horny. We think it’s a cover up for their insecurities caused by the fact that they are short and devoid of muscles. So we are certain rich Italian businessman Fabrizio Politi was just showing us that he’s the man when he was manhandling girlfriend Geri Halliwell on the [...]

Jodie Marsh takes her watermelons to the balloon parade

Well, it wasn’t exactly a balloon parade, more like a charity premiere for the Three&Out, but it might as well have been since Jodie Marsh decided to take hers along. Wouldn’t it be fun if she took a pin and stuck it in her cleavage? After all, she did look like a clown ready to entertain [...]

Hillary Duff is a Jersey girl

Cheap cotton tube-top, cut-up mini skirt, fishnet stockings and knee-high boots? If we were a gay stylist, we would have fainted from shock by now. But thankfully, our manhood is vouched for, thus, the only thing we notice is Hilary Duff’s shapely breasts and nice legs. Yes, she might look a bit tacky to some, [...]

Tila Tequila practises her love on new girlfriend

Tila Tequila’s tongue is lonely no more so we can all rejoice. After getting the blues for approximately 5 minutes due to Courtenay Semel’s departure from the love nest, Tequila-tongue is back in action, practising ancient martial arts on an artificially blue-eyed dominatrix. Although an improvement from Courtenay, the goth chick does scare us a [...]

Construction workers become paparazzi fighters for Ben Affleck

Quick thinking Ben! But what did you actually accomplish other than almost getting your daughter impaled with that huge piece of building material? You should have had the construction workers shoot at the paparazzi with their nail guns. That would have been way cooler. Erik

Sigourney Weaver shows her beaver on national TV

Britney or Sigourney…who does it better bitch? We always knew the producers of The View were sneaky little devils. How else do you explain a seating arrangement that dares any female guest to reply to all questions fired from the left and the right and still keep her crotch fort closed and protected from a [...]