A frumpy looking Eva Longoria was seen leaving a plastic surgery center the other day (prior to that evening’s inaugural ball) wearing a hat and sunglasses, perhaps cleverly (up for debate) conceiling some botox marks? Wasn’t she the one who said she’d never get plastic surgery because she was afraid of needles? But, afterall, isn’t a [...]

The rumor has been going around for months and Val Kilmer just confirmed it at Obama’s Inaugural Ball at the Huffington Post. It seems Val has the idea routed in his head that people really want him to be the next governor of New Mexico and he just doesn’t want to disappoint them. He even [...]

Her legs that is. Either that, or the photographers didn’t do their job and missed the money shot as she was getting out of the car. Because it is doubtful that Amanda Bynes is so skilled at the art of crotch-hiding when she’s wearing a napkin for a skirt. We’re not complaining though. Au contraire, [...]

Thank you ABC for not cutting out these wonderful scenes of Diane Sawyer. Diane has given us great journalism over the years such as willingly incarcerating herself to learn how lesbian jailbirds pass their time, but her inaugural contribution will be a jewel we will always cherish. After viewing this video, most of you will [...]

Who would have known? Mariah Carey is a mousy, tired-looking, ordinary middle-aged woman without her blond mane, all her glitter, fake eye-lashes, blush, gloss, eye-shadow, eye-liner and whatever else she puts on her face before she allows Nick Cannon to lay eyes on her. Bet she was sure this sacrifice would win her a real [...]

They say don’t cut off your nose to spite your face, but when a smelly, bearded white dude who should be acting keeps vomiting out retched rap like this, the face sometimes tries to end it all on the dance  floor. Let’s hope this faceplant knocks some sense into him. Erik

No, it’s not Pamela Anderson, get your asses straight. Although, these two look a lot alike from behind. It’s lonely and broken-hearted Bridget Marquardt trying out her new gig after getting kicked out of Hef’s orgy house for some much younger flesh.  Here she is in Australia filming her new series Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches for [...]

If you were a boob aficionado, then you’d know where these gravity-impaired breasts were inherited from. Come on, these are the Susan Sarandon juniors, people. And although they are still nice (hence the guy’s intense stare), we do have mommy’s to compare, so we can’t help but worry for their future. Eva Amurri ought to invest [...]