Tom Cruise is finding it harder and harder to separate reality from his movies. A few days ago, he was proud of himself for his efforts at killing Hitler, and now he’s dreaming about saving a plane diving into the Hudson River just like Sully Sullenberger. Apparently Tommy, who got his pilot license in 1994 [...]

Katrina Darrell is not just a semi-talented American Idol wannabe in a tiny bikini. She’s also a fierce semi-talented American Idol wannabe lesbian in a tiny bikini. But above all she’s a very smart young lady who knows her mediocre voice alone won’t get her to the top, but combined with a good raunchy lesbian [...]

Man, what a life little Levi is living. His dad is the only guy in America cooler than Barrack Obama, he has all the money he ever will need and he gets to play with Camila Alves’ boobies. Some kids are born with a silver spoon in their mouths but this one has the entire [...]

I like the fire Julia Roberts shows towards this cameraman, who apparently had been following Julia and her kid for some time. Word of advice to the paparazzi, never disturb a mother bear when she’s with her cubs. Now if only Julia could be this exciting on screen. Erik

If you are a UFO-gazer, then you need to be around Area 51. If you are a supermodel-ass-and-nipple-gazer, then you need to be down at St Barts this week where Marisa Miller upstaged Miranda Kerr when Marisa’s lovely dunes fell out as the waves crashed around them. Now let’s see what tomorrow holds for us. [...]

What happens when a woman hits her middle ages and is quickly becoming as irrelevant as dictionary in the Bush library? You wear whatever doesn’t get you arrested but gets you photographed and posted. I guess that’s checkmate on me….bravo Mrs. Sands. Erik

What’s with all the dumb hats lately? First we had Paris and her dead bunny cap, and now Lily Allen looks like she shoved her head up a Teddy Bear’s ass. Maybe the extreme cold weather has caused extremley bad fashion choices. Hope global warming comes back soon, Teddy wants his colon back. Erik

The Osbourne women are like vicious chiwawas with a nasty bite. Don’t insult their loved ones because you’ll be rushed to the ER with lethal wounds. Kelly 24, who was recently engaged to 19 year-old British puppy Luke Worrall, was arrested for assaulting a gossip columnist in posh London nightclub, Punk last August. According to the [...]