Apparently, having sex with Madonna turns you into holy matter. At least, that’s what 21-year old Jesus Luz thinks. The brazilian model, who met her madjesty during her Sticky&Sweet tour, now demands the ridiculous amount of $135,000 for a show, the same job he was doing for $225 a year ago. He’s also not answering [...]

Heidi: Spency, i’m feeling down, really down. Spencer: Why’s that sugar muffin? Heidi: Well, pumpkin, it’s been a while…you know… Spencer: Ahh, you mean sex? Well, but you know i just finished with my period sweet cake. Heidi: Not that you idiot! It’s been a while since anyone took my picture and it’s bumming me out. Spencer:So [...]

We have to admit, we always thought Anna Faris had somewhat of a dog-face. But really, who cares about trivial matters like facial features when you have a body like this? Smoking hot is the only way to describe it, especially when it’s wrapped in horizontal stripes, which based on inmate complaints always makes the [...]

It has to be a raccoon that caused this wardrobe mulfuntion…or a pissed-off alley rat. Either that, or Miley Cyrus just wanted to play sexy slut and give old retirees on wheelchairs a mild heart attack at the grocery store. And we thought she was pure and innocent. We are shaking from shock and revulsion. BTW, those [...]

Yes, we will talk about the hat and glove bunnies a bit later, but let’s focus for a minute on the bunnies that jumped out of Paris’s bustier when nobody expected them to. Flat-as-an-ironing-board Paris decided to wear her 32AA push-up bra and beckon those babies out at Sundance. Because you just can’t wear a [...]

It is common knowledge that Pam has permanently lost her pants. Now she’s looking for an excuse to also lose her underwear…and what better excuse than a wrestling match with her newest boyfriend. Unfortunately for Pam, the guy wasn’t fighting too hard and the bikini bottoms managed to sort of stay on (you woose, what’s [...]

If you love ‘Girls Aloud,’ and let’s face it, who doesn’t, then take a gander at the girlies sucking up the sun on Miami beach. Looks like Kimberly needs to hit the treadmill, maybe start a group called ‘Burgers Not Aloud’ But not a bad bunch a birds in bikinis if you ask me. Erik

Folks, on Friday night, Joaquin Phoenix performed for the first time as a rapper at Lavo club in Las Vegas. We’re just going somewhere private now to weep, because we just witnessed the disgrace and fall of great actor. Dude, for god’s sake, stop the insanity! Even Tupac is laughing at you from his grave… [...]