Archive for January, 2009

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Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham: BFF deathmatch over ad campaigns

Wouldn’t it be awesome if these two boys with boobs (sorry, gotta grow your hair back to qualify as a girl) got inside a ring a threw around a few punches at each other? Well at least, Victoria Beckham might want to do that after BFF Katie copied her upcoming Armani campaign for her Miu [...]

Nicolette Sheridan pulls a Pamela Anderson

It’s the curse of the dried-up flower (versus the golden flower in that kick-ass asian movie). Women of a certain age (40 and above) get crazy worms in their brains and they start acting like silly, barely legal girls. And that ofcourse involves losing their pants or burning them all together and walking around in [...]

Madonna tries to tweak her tikkun in hope she’ll stop using men as slaves

Are Madonna’s balls finally shrinking just a little bit? Has age taken away some of the testosterone running abandant in her body? Either way, Madonna has had one of her biggest revelations of her life: that she’s medussa with snakes coming out of her head. Apparently she’s realized no man will ever want to stay [...]

UK hotties love Will Smith

Will Smith’s UK premiere of Seven Pounds was a definite success because it drew out all the hot english babes like Gemma Garrett and Danielle Lloyd. Was Gemma trying to get Will to look at her boobies or was that corset dress (which is worn by all the celebrities these days and we’re told it’s Herve [...]

Broke Kevin Bacon in need of work

Poor Kevin Bacon. After losing millions in Bernie Madoff’s ponzi scam, he can only afford to take his wife, Kyra Sedgwick to an ice-cream parlor for a scoop. No more fancy dinner dates and no more expensive trips. Just romantic walks in the city (they are free) and maybe sharing a dessert at Bruno’s ($4 [...]

Jenny McCarthy promotes her Suave stimulus package in Times Square

Isn’t this hilarious? The woman who was just showered with $50 million for being a good girlfriend is trying to convince women that spending 10 bucks on a decent shampoo so their hair doesn’t flake like Christmas snow is inconsiderate of the harsh economic times this country is going through. Jenny McCarthy is the new [...]

Brad Pitt used to be an absolute pothead

Could this be the reason Brad Pitt is barely incoherent during interviews even today? You think all that marijuana killed quite a few of his brain cells, and eventhough he’s now clean he has only half a brain to work with? Well, according to the future mayor of Los Angeles (we assume he will get [...]

Kate Hudson won’t stop stripping off because she loves it too much

If Kate Hudson wasn’t a famous actress she would definitely be a nudist at some remote island with a couple of dozen of single natives to “keep her company”. Life is tough though, and since she can’t do that, the closest thing is stripping off in movies and making out with the lead actors. Kate [...]