Archive for January, 2009

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Johnny Knoxville caught with grenade at airport

Trust Johny Knoxville to create chaos at an airport and to have the bomb squad shaking in their boots. Johnny was on his way to board a flight to Miami when security scanners detected the grenade in his carry-on luggage. He was immediately detained and the bomb squad was called in. However, they soon determined the grenade [...]

John Leguizamo has silent sex to preserve voice

Wow! So, does John Lequizamo have sex multiple times a day? I mean, if the guy is concerned that loud sex will kill his vocal cords, that means it is an activity in which he engages quite frequently…or continuously for that matter. The above confession was made to Spanish magazine Hola! by the Spanish actor [...]

Kim eats microwave oven, later hides it under dress

Kim Kardashian really cracks us up. She has much to do with exercise as Paul Hogan has with knitting. And the irony of it all? Half the world makes fun of her elephant ass captured as she enters the dance studio to start filming her fitness video. Trust Kim though, to appear a bit later with a downsized [...]

Kendra cheated on Hef to satisfy her sexual needs

We all knew that this whole foursome was a scam. It’s been a few years since Hugh Hefner has gotten anything up and to assume he was able to satisfy 2 and 1/2 young, verile women (well Bridget was more like a well-done, dried up steak to be honest) is just absurd. What we weren’t [...]

Sienna Miller drowns her sorrows in booze

“You big, fat, Australian pompous ass! Why, why? Why couldn’t you just stop shoving your mouth for 5 minutes? If you could have done that i would still be in the movie, you moronic blimp!” These are more or less Sienna Miller’s thoughts about her #1 enemy, Russell Crowe and she’s trying to drown them [...]

Lindsay Lohan starts shooting for role as prostitute in upcoming movie

It seems that filming for the movie Dare To Love me in which a tragic Tango legend falls in love with a prostitute has finally started. Here, Lindsay Lohan is in her prostitute gear (we get it, it’s the fringe isn’t it?) is immersed in her role as Samantha and her little sister Ali are watching [...]

Jim Carrey performs dirty webcam dance shows for Jenny McCarthy

Although it’s difficult to picture Jim Carrey getting anyone horny while contorting his body, it seems he does just that for girlfriend Jenny McCarthy. Apparently the two keep in touch with ichat while Jim is away filming, and Jim gets down and dirty in his hotel room to please her. Jenny tells Ok! magazine: “With [...]

Victoria Beckham bends it like Beckham (David that is)

In plain English, Posh got jealous of her husband’s semi-naked campaign for Armani and decided to do just that. So now Victoria will have her own worlwide Armani Underwear campaign to air in the Spring along with a TV commercial. But don’t call her “copycat”, just highly insecure and in need of proving that she [...]