Alright, so it’s morning and she’s awake…and she’s holding a cup of coffee (but it’s possible, sleepwalkers can purchase things while they still sleep). We’re just trying to explain why Pamela is always with her underwear these days. Other than because it’s the only way to draw some attention to her, that is…But Pamela, for [...]

Jessica Simpson doesn’t need huge sunglasses to hide her identity these days because she has a better instrument: a giant couch pillow.  Darling, there are 3 problems with your new disguise: 1) It really draws even more attention (who’s the nutty with the pillow face? quickly let’s chase her). 2) Your guy Tony Romo doesn’t bury [...]

Blimp George is in deep poo these days, and there’s little he can do to get out of it. He’s now accused of a crime that carries a maximum sentence of life in prison. Apparently, nobody wants to have sex with Georgie these days, not even HIV positive male escorts so he has to chain [...]

American Idol is very thankful for Katrina Darrell. The franchise people can’t be happy that the ratings have slipped, and contestants like this one are exactly what they need. Thus, why they gave us a very long and satisfying viewing of the hot model/singer bouncing around in her tight bootie. Ryan can’t be happy though [...]

Nah, don’t buy the rumours. There’s no way Marc Anthony can push, or shove, or lift pots and pans. Jlo is definitely doing the beating and he’s doing the begging (for more that is…you kinky little gollum, you!). And when she gets too fired up, P.Diddy runs to her like Mr. Frozon (from The Incredibles [...]

People, pay attention here. This story has a great moral and philosophical meaning. Are virgins so rare that someone is willing to pay $3.7 to have one night of lukewarm sex and bloody sheets? Are men craving innocense they can no longer find? If so, this vagina is the wrong place to be looking up [...]

Remember how Grace Jones used to look? Well, this is how she’s looking these days, but apparently she’s the only one oblivious to the fact that she no longer has that crazy, tight black body of hers (picture taken at Woolloomooloo Wharf today for a ride on the luxury boat ‘Ghost’ for a tour around [...]

This is definitely a “what were they thinking” moment. Was Pier 1 having such great sales that Shenae had to get to in mucho hurry? Did she lose her credit cards and had to pay for the items by selling her pants? We’re just trying to find a semi-rational explanation for this horrendous choice of [...]