Archive for January, 2009

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Brody Jenner and slutty girlfriend lick each other’s tattoos in airport

Well, that would be kissing, or making in out in normal people language, but since these two idiots tattooed each other’s names inside their lower lips, we can only make endless fun of them.  Playmate of the year, Jayde Nicole tattooed Brody Jenner’s initials (BJ for those that want everything spelled out for them!) because [...]

American Idol sues to stop “Stripper Idol”

A strip club in Austin, Texas has half-naked amateur strippers fighting for the glamorous “Stripper Idol” title and the grand prize of $500 cash (hey, recession hit the strip club industry too, you know). This, however, has pissed off Freemantle Media who owns American Idol and they are suing the Palazio Men’s Club claiming it [...]

Kate Winslet felt weird having sex with Leo DiCaprio infront of her husband

Eventhough Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are very good friends, it still felt weird to do it infront of her hubby, Revolutionary Road Director Sam Mendes. “Kate seemed very nervous,” recalls Leo with a smile. “She kept on saying, ‘This feels so weird.’ I just told her, ‘It doesn’t feel weird to me — it’s [...]

Salma Hayek’s cannons in all their Golden Globe glory

We demand to see a death match between Salma Hayek and Scarlett Johannson…that would be a wet dream come true. Somebody should have told us there would be delicious tit action at the Golden Globes so we could have sat down and paid proper attention instead of watching reruns of The Golden Girls. These babies [...]

Amy Winehouse’s husband wants a divorce from cheating wife

Poor Blake Fielder. He gets 30 minutes of internet time in jail and instead of soothing his imprisoned soul with some hot cyber porn kiddie he gets to read news and see pictures of his old lady sharing his property with just about everyone on St.Lucia…the same island mind you where the two shared some [...]

Top Palestinian official wants to behead Madonna

These last few days have been tough for Madonna…first she was made fun of at the Golden Globes and now muslim extremists want to behead her. It seems that her Kaballah devotion and her affiliation in general of all things Israel have infuriated the Palestinians especially after Israel’s aggressive ongoing offensive in the Gaza Strip [...]

Sasha Baron booed for telling the truth at Golden Globes

The stars at the Golden Globes just did not want to buy what Sasha Baron was selling that night. We thought his lines were very funny, but what do these stiff celebrities know? The silence in the room was probably due to the fact that half of the crowd’s botox shots were taking effect. This [...]

Tattooed goddess hits the Golden Globes Red Carpet

Megan Fox was the hottest, sexiest babe at the Golden Globes red carpet. Enough said. Check her out bumping into Zach Efron, the “brother she’d like to have sex with” according to her. Sort of an awkward moment, especially for Vanessa Hudgens. Bet she punished Zach by not talking to him all night for daring [...]