Archive for January, 2009

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Jennifer Lopez loses best dressed award due to bad choice of main accessory

Jennifer Lopez used to have a big ass…and she still has a big ass. However, we have to admit that her choice of dress was perfect! It accentuated her small waist and toned upper body and managed to keep her posterior from spilling out. Unfortunately her choice to keep Marc Anthony as an accessory while [...]

Eva Mendez spices up the Art of Elysium Gala

The dress might have been a bit conservative for our taste, but it was a black-tie event after all. Regardless, it did frame Eva’s vivacious boobies just beautifully, so we approve. The event drew a storm of celebrities who put on their Sunday clothes for a good cause. Amongst them a cleaned-up Jared Leto, a strangely tanned [...]

Watch out, mud truck coming your way!

A week or two ago we speculated that Kim Kardashian’s ass would show its true colors…or size if she ever decided to wear flat shoes…and we were right! It looks like she has two over-inflated baloons in her black tights (which are supposed to make you look thinner, so imagine if she was wearing white!). [...]

Sandra Bullock to take over mother duties from porn star

This according to the National Inquirer, would be childless Sandra Bullock’s dream. The actress has been playing full-time mother to her five-year-old stepdaughter Sunny, because her husband Jesse James’ ex-wife is behind bars. Porn star Janine Lindemulder, Sunny’s birth mother, has been sentenced to serve six months in federal prison after she was found guilty [...]

Kid Rock at war with Atlanta judge

Kid Rock is adamant that singing to troops in Iraq counts big towards community hours, but an Atlanta judge thinks otherwise. Kid Rock was sentenced in July to a year of probation and fined $1,000 for his role in a 2007 Waffle House scuffle. He and five members of his entourage were arrested Oct. 21, [...]

Lisa Bonet names her son Wolf…amongst others

We know that a lot of celebrities are stupid…and selfish…and they love themselves too much. So why does it surprise us every time we hear one of them names their child Moon Unit, or Jelly Fish, or Mogly or Dweezil or whatever have you? Lisa Bonet and her boyfriend, 29 year-old Baywatch “actor”Jason Momoa decided [...]

A frumpy and style-challenged Jessica Alba hits the streets

What’s going on Jessica? Is the baby keeping you up at nights and you choose your oufits half asleep in the mornings? Those pair of pants belong in Eddie Murphy’s hidden wardrobe, the one he escapes to once in a while to remind himself he was once relevant. Don’t do that to yourself! You are [...]

Madonna finds herself a new man?

You know that Madonna doesn’t do friendship, that’s just for stupid humans so you know when you see her with a man it’s probably all about crazy, mindless rabbit sex. An onlooker who saw Madonna leaving the trendy restaurant Waverly Inn in London with this mystery man said she giggled like a little girl and looked very [...]