Archive for January, 2009

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Victoria Beckham actually gave birth to a goofy kid?

God forbid Miss Stiffness herself ever smiles, or seems happy and playful. Thankfully, one of her kids did not inherit her iceberg genes.  Cruz, who is 4 years old seemed quite happy to entertain the paparazzi who were following them to their dinner at the Dolce & Gabbana restaurant in Milan (where did you expect her [...]

Martha Stewart almost killed by horny prison lesbians

Martha Steward ruffled some lesbian feathers while in prison, but was saved by a woman  who was promised help to battle her breast cancer from Martha. Lisa Guarino claims that Martha has forgotten all about her and her promise to her.  The following are from her interview with The National Inquirer: Mother-of-three Lisa was already serving [...]

Jacko buying his own music CDs to boost record sales

Is this Jacko’s comeback plan? Buying your own music in stores is definitely a time tested tactic to get yourself back on the chart list. To explain, Jacko, even more heavily-masked than usual, was seeing getting into a music store in Hollywood and buying one of his own box-sets. Poor guy, can’t help feeling sorry for [...]

Angelina Jolie’s all forehead and lips

That’s about all that’s left of Angelina Jolie’s once plump face. Now, she’s sporting razor-sharp cheeckbones, gaunt eyes and a wrinkly neck. We don’t know if it’s the stress of having an army of kids under her roof or just an overzealous attempt to regain her figure, but Bratt Pitt needs to start feeding his woman [...]

Ex-’Sopranos’ actor faces prison for burglary try

A former actor on “The Sopranos” faces up to 15 years in prison for a botched burglary in the Bronx in which an accomplice shot and killed a police officer. A jury acquitted Lillo Brancato Jr. in the death of the police officer, but convicted him of attempted burglary. He could get credit for time [...]

Amy Winehouse targeted my Islamic extremists?

Believe it or not, Amy Winehouse and other Jewish British celebrities have been listed on a website used by extremists called Ummah as potential terror targets. The posting on the site apparently only targets British celebrities and political figures, and is being taken very seriously by anti-terror expert Glen Jenvey. “The Ummah website has been [...]

Jewish Roseanne hates Israel…oh and her hips hurt because she’s too fat

Roseanne Barr just doesn’t know when to shut her trap. But, according to her, her views are so important she has to share them with the rest of the world. So this is what’s fresh out of her talk show: Israel is a NAZI state, American rabbis are warmongers enriching themselves with weapons sales and [...]

Sasha Cohen’s new movie set to upset just about everyone

Sasha Cohen loves to get people’s panties all bunched up and his new movie Bruno is intent on doing just that.  One of the key characters in the movie is a Black Jesus who walks around wearing a loincloth and a crown of thorns.  We love Sasha Cohen and we do think that Borat was [...]