Archive for January, 2009

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Attention:Miami beach has a new traffic cop

Shauna Sand is a leathered-skin disaster we just can’t get enough of. She’s our sunshine when it’s cloudy in our hearts and she’s our laughter source when our joke well is empty. Darling, we wish we could say it’s sad when someone doesn’t know they are making great fools of themselves, but we can’t…because pictures like this one are priceless. Do you [...]

Paris Hilton is bored

We all know Paris Hilton is the savviest media tart ever. And we know that the media gets whatever she wishes to give them. And these days she’s been giving them more than scraps. The other day it was boob and nipple show through her see-through shirt and now it’s the crotch show. It must [...]

Kim Kardashian needed a diversion

Kim has decided her booty has been getting the wrong kind of attention recently and decided that a quick diversion was needed. And what better diversion than her luscious boobs sans a bra and with a 5inch peep hole for improved viewing. Hey, we don’t mind, a change is good once in a while… Erik

Video game geeks know something we don’t?

Listen up, you want to score a hot babe? Get practising on your video games because you never know when one of them will be showing up asking you if you’re skilled at playing “The Legend of Zelda” and wanting to discuss your “technique”. Ok, bad advise we’re just messing with all you geeks out there. [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio shatters our fantasies at LAX

Damn you Homeland Security and damn you airport security! Did you have to force Alessandra Ambrosio to take her shoes off? She’s supposed to be a weapon of mass seduction, not destruction for god’s sake (ahh, that was cheesy, even for us)! But seriously, why did we have to know that Alessandra wears dirty old [...]

Girl you know you wanna show that thong

Maestro, queue that music and let Sisco do his thing: Girl I know you wanna show da na da na That thong th thong thong thong I like it when the beat goes da na da na Baby make your booty go da na da na Girl I know you wanna show da na da [...]

Jennifer Anniston turns down a $4million Playboy offer

Apparently Hugh Hefner thinks Jennifer Anniston is the hottest thing that came out of a baby oven and is willing to pay top dollar to see her in her birth suit, according to the National Inquirer.  Hugh made her a $4million offer to pose nude, but structured the offer so that she could stand to [...]

Russell Brand knows how to have fun

Now this is a man who loves babies but has nothing to do with feeding bottles or diapers. His babies can all walk by themselves (unless they are heavily inibrieated), dress themselves (although they still haven’t learnt that pants must accompany the top) and already know how to talk (albeit a bit incoherently and only in simple sentences) and [...]