Archive for January, 2009

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The United Nations team arrives in Japan

So now we know…infant Knox is a little Brad minnie-me…and he has the hat to prove it. By the way, this is the first unofficial unveiling of the twins, and although a herd of children is usually a very frightening phenomenon, one that usually appears in our nightmares (especially after a sloppy one-night stand), this bunch is kinda [...]

Avril Lavigne changes profession

Someone tipped Avril Lavigne that hookers make a lot more money than singers so she thought she’d give it a try. The beehive hairdo was a bit too much even for street customers though, so after a few hours of slow business she decided to throw in the towel and go home to her drumset. [...]

Katy Perry’s lesbian party

Come on, you people have such a filthy mind. It’s just a pajama party with my girlfiends. We were just sitting around, drinking hot cocoa and chatting about our relationships…and at some point we decided to play tug-of-war, but we didn’t have any rope so we used my edible panties…which was a good thing because [...]

Kate Beckinsale wears her feelings on her sleeve…or wall

Either Kate Beckinsale saw the humour in the pop art piece she bought or she wants to give a clear message to the paparazzi that she hates their guts. Either way this photograph itself is artistic because it’s like life imitating art (see Kate trying to put her shades on to shield herself from the [...]

When bad fringes happen to good people

We never noticed until now, but the bad fringe gave it away. Keira Knightley has a rather mishaped, largish nose! What is up with beautiful girls and their obsession with ruining their looks with stupid haircuts? It must be the Paris Fashion Week fever that’s propelling them to forsake sexiness for fashion-forwardness. We’re with PETA [...]

Rotisserie barbie is itching to show us her her plastic (not credit card)

Yeah, Shauna Sands is still at the beach in Miami with her ex-husband (the one who supposedly punched her in her silicone mammaries, but now loves to bury his face in them) and she’s loving the beach barbeque party she’s put together. She’s finally figured out the perfect scenario: being almost naked and getting fondled [...]

PETA’s Veggie Sex video banned from Superbowl

A PETA commercial promoting vegetarianism has been deemed too explicit for the Super Bowl by NBC, which banned the ad. The spot shows a bevy of models who really like their vegetables, if you catch my drift, and ends with the phrase “Studies show vegetarians have better sex” (the study they’re referring to is unclear). [...]

Mischa Barton’s lesbian make-out…and nipple slip

Yuck! Usually, the words lesbian make-out session and nipple slip would be enough to kick our saliva glands into hyper gear, but in the case of Mischa Barton, her pimpled friend and her lonely, deprived of breast tissue nipple, our glands quickly retracted into our belly buttons. Thankfully, it was a one-time make-out due to [...]