Man, Megan Fox sure knows how to wear the sh!t out of a wife-beater. The newly single Fox has been sending her beams out with her tank-top twins to new meat after dumping her old meat, Brian Austin Green. Here she is making a head-turning entrance at the Smoke House. Locky

Kim Kardashian and her big ass took some much needed R&R after her recent bikini photo shoot in Cabo San Lucas. These candid shots were taken in Miami yesterday as Kim and her big ass spent time with Kourtney and her big ass. I hope the hotel lowered the pool water level, there’s about to [...]

We never thought they’d be a day when we’d make fun of AnnaLynne McCord looks, but that day is today. This is what happens when too much tanning happens to good people who neglect to take off their bug-eye sunglasses. Honestly though, this is horrible…and sad…very, very sad. Our fantasies have been instrumental in keeping [...]

One minute she’s out dining with her classic and rather demure high-fashion outfits, and the next Carmen Electra is acting like a bitch in heat (we are simply referring to the female dog going through its estrous cycle). We really think Carmen is trying to put her old ways behind her, but because demand for buttoned-up talentless girls is short, her [...]

Granted, Katrina Bowden (she of 30 Rock) is usually a very cute girl, unlike Angelina who looks capable of biting a pigeon’s head off and then swallowing it without water. However, her forehead veins either tell us she’s about to have an aneurism, or she’s really pissed off at someone (probably the caterers at the [...]

Mr.T was the nut man of the hour the other night at the Snickers No Nuts No Entry party in London. Mr.T who is the face of the new Snickers campaign Get Some Nuts Tour was eagerly awaited by a bunch of page 3 girls who couldn’t wait to see him biting of a snickers [...]

It is no joke, we should not make fun of good, hardworking, talented, respected people’s flaws…but since Tila Tequila is neither of those things, we can drag the bow legged “disability” to the ground…although it might work to her advantage when she’s working that pole…you know, monkeys are sort of bow legged and they are [...]

Just days after Slumdog Millionaire demolished the Oscars, as vindaloo does my colon, one of its stars, 10 year old Azharuddin Mohammed received a nasty beatdown at the hands of his father. The entire episode was caught on film after the young Mohammed refused to come out in public and be displayed as a trophy. [...]