Hayden Panattiere must have taken that club episode with the bouncer pretty harsh because she’s doing all she can to look as “mature” as possible. A cropped, more sophisticated coif, a tuxedo jacket and a 20′s black frilly dress should do it right? We certainly approve. Erik

Because the cat gives her really good advice on what outfits to buy. For example, when AnnaLynne went to Victoria’s Secret, the cat followed her in the dressing room and if he liked what he was seeing (we’re assuming the cat’s male-it only makes sense to take a male cat to lingerie shopping) he purred with intensity [...]

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Really, what is going on with Joaquin Phoenix? There are three possible answers: 1) He’s a drug-addict or he’s self-medicating with heavy anti-psychotic pills that turn him into an incoherent, glazed-eyed caveman. 2) He’s depressed (or gone mad) and his behaviour is not propelled by any drugs, just his sick mind. In this case, he is in need of [...]

Apparently, a recent nose job has now turned into a nightmare and is threatening to destroy Michael Jackson’s skin. According to the Daily Mail, Jackson has been receiving antibiotics via a drip in a bid to beat the superbug, which has spread throughout his body. A source revealed last night: “Michael Jackson has a severe staph [...]

According to the National Inquirer and just about every newspaper in Pakistan, George Clooney is heavily smitten with late Benajir Bhutto’s niece, 26-year old Fatima Bhutto, and that the two are embroiled in a secret affair. However, the brainy beauty who was educated at New York’s prestigious Columbia University, and is reported to be contesting her late [...]

And she’s making sure of that by shrinking her thighs to the extent the cellulite has nowhere to go but shrivel and disappear (although our dermatological expertise allows us to know that orange peel is like a cockroach surviving a nuclear blast…it refuses to go away even on waifs). According to the Daily Mail, Mischa [...]

Just in time for Valentine’s, Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes visited the Victoria’s Secret store in NYC to promote the newVintage Victoria Collection…and that’s when half the male population of NYC (the other half didn’t show up because they obviously prefer the “thorns” rather than the “petals” on a rose) showed up to the store [...]