Archive for February, 2009

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Hey, Lindsay is not anorexic…look she’s holding pizza!

Ok, trick question: what do anorexic celebrities do when pictures of them looking anorexic leak out? They take their anorexic selves to a burger or a pizza joint and they make sure there are paparazzi around to take their picture as they anorexically eat a burger or carry entire pizza boxes to their place. And [...]

Katherine Heigl’s in need of support

Support for her huge jugs which are starting to pave their way towards her belly button, that is. Katherine urgently needs to buy a few double-wired bras to prevent her rack from collapsing…and maybe T.R Knight was helping her choose them on their recent shopping spree. We hope he didn’t spend too much though, because with his recent decision to [...]

Harry Hamlin stars in The Curious Case of Lisa Rinna

You know in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button how Kate Blanchett realizes at some point that she’s an old fart in love with an infant? Well, something similar is happening to Harry Hamlin and unless he caves in and drinks the magic potion called “Plastic Surgery” people are soon going to start confusing him [...]

Our favorite orange disaster has a charitable soul

Well, this is a charity event (Screening of “Polanski Unauthorized” photo to benefit the Children’s Defense League in West Hollywood) and Shauna Sand was there, so by the fact of mere proximity we had to extrapolate that she was there to help raise money for the children…right? Nah, that’s just a load of crap, we [...]

Bar Rafaeli likes to fly in her bikini

Yesterday was a very happy day for Bar Rafaeli as she celebrated her success at being chosen as the Sports Illustrated Cover girl. She was even happier to find out she would help tired New York and Las Vegas travellers waiting at airport lounges proceed to boarding area with a boner (SouthWest Airlines Boeing 737-700 flying between [...]

Erik Roberts wants Tia Carrere to be his girlfriend

Not really, he was just feeling lonely, this being a valentine’s shinding and all, and wanted to feel the warmth of a woman’s body against his…and Tia Carrere, who’s game for anything was not afraid to let him touch her, hence the creepy photo op. Although, we do have to say, Tia was looking mildly unkept [...]

AnnaLynne McCord puts her junk in her trunk

We’re starting to think AnnaLynne McCord really likes this whole paparazzi thing, because she is always prepared for any impromptu photo ops. Who knew the local grocery store warranted such killer heels? Maybe the bag boy is really cute…or she just loves getting the deli guys confused (and in trouble for not getting their cold [...]

Keira Knightley is one pant short of getting locked up by the fashion police

When you look at a girl who used to take up a lot of space in your fantasy world hard drive and all you want to do is laugh because she reminds you of a stooge in heels, then it’s time for intervention. Keira Knightley (here in Berlin at the Cheri premiere during the 59th [...]