Archive for February, 2009

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AnnaLynne McCord channels Marilyn Monroe

Or Eva Herzigova when she was doing the Guess campaign back in the day. Either way, AnnaLynne McCord can do no wrong (you see, she even turns on our poetic fountain), and she does no wrong during this appearance at the Armani Exchange event in Hollywood. Erik

Bai Ling does crazy grinding like no other

Usually, when a girls engages in some dirty dancing in the middle of the dance floor we rush to observe and we pray the scene gets replayed, but in our bedroom. When that girl is Bai Ling(seen here attempting to do a pseudo-lesbian grind at the Annual Friends and Family pre-grammy party), the whole affair [...]

Kelly Clarkson was thin for 5 minutes

Long enough to take those new album cover pictures, that is. Or could it be that photoshop fooled us yet again? Here Kelly Clarkson posed for pictures at the Clive Davis pre-grammy party after her manager succeeded in pulling her away from a tray of stuffed prosciutto and mozzarella back at the VIP lounge. Erik

The good, the naughty and the ugly at the Clive Davis pre-grammy party

Well, there is only one reason Katy Perry’s picture is placed under this title. Because we’re talking about boobs. She has the good ones. Really good ones… Keri Hilson has the naughty boobs. Check out the one trying to escape from her corset dress. And Fantasia has the ugly ones (which we covered extensively in [...]

Fantasia wants to bite your head off and use it as a bra stuffer

In all honesty, we are scared of Fantasia’s mouth. There is no doubt she could easily chop off our head if she ever wanted to and she would chew it with great ease. But we’re also afraid of her medusa boobs and we’re reluctant to stare at them for too long in fear of forever freezing [...]

Divorce will do that to you

When a relationship ends most women find resolution in chopping their hair off. As if the act is symbolic and it signifies getting rid of the past or the man who hurt them. Meanwhile, the guy has already moved on to the next long-haired beauty and his ex is left with the angry-lesbian look (no, [...]

Mischa Barton is a confused flower child

People, this is what happens when we mess with time machines. We bring people from past times who just can’t adapt and end up becoming very confused(mentally and stylistically). Mischa Barton is a prime example. This poor soul can’t decide if she’s a hippy, a french starlet from the 20′s, a crazy tarot reader or [...]

Seriously, what is Jake Gyllenhaal thinking?

Let’s think about it for a minute…Jake Gyllenhaal is rich, famous, talented, hot (so we’re told) and with a great body. So what is he doing with this suburban middle-aged mom? So what if she’s Reese Witherspoon? She still looks like she’s his mom (where do we begin and where do we end, the granny [...]