Oh it’s good to be ‘The Mick.’ Mickey Rourke is enjoying his comeback and the perks that come with the rebirth of fame. And by ‘perks’ I mean these perky French boobs, flashed by some dévergondée in Paris. You think this is fun,  just wait until you win the Oscar Mick. Erik

I would not want to be a member at the Equinox where Amanda Bynes works out. I mean why not just work out nude? Oh wait, she would have nowhere to store her IPOD. On second thought…..I better keep that to myself. She does know how to get attention, which is the life’s blood of [...]

We have to say, we’ve been really down on the Hilton sisters of late. Paris has not been her slutarific self since she started dating gyro-magnets from Greece and her sister Nikki has been so utterly frumpy, she’s blending in as one of the surfs. That all went out the window and our hopes are rising again after [...]

We all know that PETA girls are a little, well, wacky. Here we see the world’s most famous spokesbimbo for PETA, Pamela Anderson, who regularly rails against drumstick and breasts, and no, I don’t mean Tommy Lee and her own implants. I guess it’s a noble fight to save the chickens from the evils of [...]

If the color yellow screams CAUTION to drivers in a school zone, what does molten pink scream?  Only a blind drunk quad-amputee could run over Katie and Harvey. Of course, maybe Harvey wishes he was blind drunk as is mom walks him into school looking like this….no pun intended. Erik

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The Oreo and Moonpie devouring has halted, perhaps for good, or maybe it’s all that running around on stage in an all leather bondage suit on stage. Either way, Rihanna looks hella-fit and the world is a better place for it. Erik

Yea we know, we post too many items on AnnaLynne, but what can we say, ever since she stripped naked every 3 minutes during her time on Nip/Tuck, she’s been in out crosshairs. Is it me or is Mrs. McCord getting a little TOO thin? We hope she’s not strolling on the Lindsay Lohan walk of fame. [...]