Archive for February, 2009

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Bollywood beauty at the Pink Panther 2 premiere

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan (we dislocate our fingers every time we attempt to type her name) was stunning in black as she strode down the pink carpet of the Pink Panther 2 premiere at New York City’s Ziegfeld Theater last night (Feb 3). The 35-year-old beauty (with whom we can meditate and do our chakra prayers [...]

Kendra Wilkinson tries to stay relevant…sort of

What’s a silly tart (whose IQ is one point higher than that of orangutangs) to do when her centenarian sugar daddy gives her the boot? Roam around the clubs of each major city, shake your booty seductively and hope there’s a photographer there to capture the priceless moment. Here Kendra, doing her usual club thing [...]

Katherine Heigl has her fitness plan all figured out

Katherine Heigl has an ingenius plan conjured up to keep her thunder thighs and cellulite in check…and it doesn’t involve putting any muscle to work (well, other than the muscles in her mouth). Being the wise doctor that she is (wait, she’s not a real doctor…real doctors wouldn’t have affairs with ghosts) she is well [...]

Geri Haliwell comes to the party prepared

Geri Haliwell loves loose dresses and tops. Because she knows they will “misbehave” when the time and place is right (aka when there are photographers around). And when they do she is well prepared with sexy, lacy undergarments…because she knows it’s all about who you really are underneath it all. Perhaps Penelope Cruz could learn [...]

Scary Spice wants you to know canned tomato is the best workout tool

Alright girls, on my count let’s start pumping some serious iron. Come on Kathie, i know these canned tomatoes can be really heavy, but visualize the end of the road girl…visualize your toned, beautiful abs and your ironboard stomach…come on, hang in there, i believe in you. Or some other crap to that effect…because at [...]

Penelope Cruz is not an expert in see-through fashion

You’d think the one time Penelope Cruz decided to show us some under-the-clothes skin it would actually be sexy. Alas, the result is rather disappointing. Darling, if your intention is to play a little bit of peekaboo, then make sure you wear a black lacy bra (or no bra would be more preferable to us), [...]

Rebbeca Romijn works out the baby fat

Only a month after giving birth to twins, and Rebbeca is already on her way to recovering her killer body…from what we can see that is. It’s all in the midriff though, so fingers crossed she doesn’t end up with unsightly stretch marks (well, she did get a huge belly towards the end). Rebecca was [...]

Jennifer Connelly 2 pounds away from a walking stick…but the shoes are killer

Jennifer Connelly might want to throw away these pictures from the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You and just keep the f**k me shoes. They will forever remind her of her Dynasty style padded sequin disaster of a dress and the day her right leg was found in the north pole and the [...]