Archive for February, 2009

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Christian Bale is a deranged, angry, saliva-spewing pitbull

Remember that report which surfaced a few days before Christian Bale got arrested on allegations of assault in London while promoting “The Dark Knight,” about him lashing out on a crew member on the set of “Terminator: Salvation.” Well, speculate no more, because that tape from the July 2008 incident has emerged, featuring Bale screaming, [...]

Lilly Allen gives a very butt performance

Lilly Allen is a very brave girl. In just one performance she braves cellulite and lumps and she braves sub-zero english temperatures…she’s such a trooper…although that anti-freeze and cocaine mix she took down before the show must have helped a bit. Erik

Miley Cyrus makes fun of the asians

Disney executives must be losing the last few hairs on their head right now (time to run to the pharmacy for some Rogaine). Miley Cyrus is been fantastic at shuttering her angelic, virginous image that the studio has worked hard to built. Come on, give her a break, she’s just a silly teenager goofing around…and [...]

Top-model lets loose after death threats

Australian top model Cheyenne Tozzi has been under enormous stress lately. An unknown man has been sending text messages to her cell phone threatening to kill her. Cheyenne is so worried she has hired a bodyguard and is getting ready to leave her Australian vacation spot and return to New York City where she’s based [...]

Goya Awards much more babe-oriented than Oscars

You see, Goya used to mean nothing more than the spanish isle with all the beans at our local grocery store…until we realized that the Goya Awards, Spain’s equivalent to the Oscars is an event that garners the country’s hottest babes. While we don’t want to be discriminating against our own local produce, these mamoncillos (spanish fruit [...]

Hugh Hefner’s twins like to pee standing up

Naughty, mischievous little twins. Are they mocking their boyfriend for not been able to do that anymore (Hugh pees in his catheter and when he’s feeling up to do in a potty placed under his bed hole)? They do look like they would make great super bowl fans though…if they knew what the game was about [...]

AnnaLynne McCord loves to get in character

AnnaLynne McCord takes her appearances very seriously. When she was invited to the Ride a Bull event, she showed up as a cowgirl. Now she got dressed up as a game fan (go Cardinals!) for the 2nd Annual Game Day at the Playboy Mansion in Holmbly Hills. We can’t wait for the Naughty Nurse event, or [...]

Scarlett Johansson is one hot brunette

Mind you, we prefer Scarlett Johansson a blonde and with a dress that you don’t use as a shield against dripping shower water…and one that is missing key fabric in the cleavage area…but beggars can’t be choosers so we’ll take her as she comes…because she’s still pretty darn sexy…and because we understand she’s in the “i’m [...]