Archive for February, 2009

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Marisa Miller’s version of the loincloth

Don’t you think that Marisa Miller’s underwear has that primitive, raw and organic feel? Reminds one of ancient egyptian women  just before they stripped to take their milk, honey and roses bath. Oh, and just because we’re all men and don’t want you to think otherwise…the woman’s body is to die for (wait, that didn’t sound too [...]

Dexter stars’s marriage is the pits!

Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C.Hall can’t be having too much fun under the bed sheets, not with her sweating like a pig (although on the upside, if he gets thirsty under there, he can always replenish his fluids with her sweat droplets). Seriously though, you’re a star now lady, you can afford the botox under [...]

Kelly Clarkson’s new song “My Life Would Suck Without Food” a smash in London

Kelly Clarkson is not singing about the love of her life in her new song, she’s singing about corn dogs and chitlins (for those that don’t know that’s the intestines and rectum of a pig) and she’s got the fat rolls and stripes to prove it and accentuate it (here Kelly Fatson was seen arriving [...]

Mickey Rourke gives the greatest acceptance speech ever at the Independent Spirit Awards

The Mickster strikes again! When Mickey Rourke won the Spirit award for The Wrestler, no one attending could have predicted the roasting Hollywood was about to get. Fromcalling the Academy a bunch of  ’commie homo lovers’ and giving a teary moment to his dead dog Loci, Rourke rambled about everything from anal sex in a [...]

Britain’s Next Top Model is a topless one

This is the moment all little girls dream of:becoming their country’s Next Top Model and immediately ending up on a catwalk with their clothes off (there is a faster way to get on a stage sans clothes and it does not require such a rigorous elimination process). Although it’s unclear exactly what she is supposed [...]

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans sex scene

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Kate Windslet Sex Scene from the movie The Reader

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Kiss Between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz from the movie Vicky Christina Barcelona

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