Archive for March, 2009

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Kelly Brook’s nipples go unattended in Barbados

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We feel for Kelly Brook…all that voluptuousness and so much nipple and there is no one to pay attention (other than all the beach-goers, the hotel staff and the horny paparazzi).  Kelly’s been vacationing alone on the island of Barbados since no man has managed to ignite the fire in her loins after her loser boyfriend [...]

Kendra Wilkinson starting her own line of…stripper poles

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What did you expect her to come out with?  A book on “How to become famous with an IQ of 50…A book for Dummies” or a manual on “How to resuscitate a centurian…and then try to revive his mid-to lower extremities”? Actually, come to think of it, she could publish both. But, it seems Kendra [...]

Has Anne Hathaway found the geek of her life?

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f Isn’t this cute? Anne Minnie Hathaway has finally found her Mickey and he’s sporting some serious package (or could it be he stuffed his pants with some Disney wrapping paper?). It seems, dorky Adam Schulman’s, erh, “love” is not only poking strangers’ eyes but it seems to have a blinding effect on Anne(here shopping [...]

Christmas is over, but Santa forgot one of his little elves behind

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Seriously, when you’re in the same altitude and breathing the same level of oxygen as a “little person” and the wind could blow you upwards unless you’re holding a 10lb weight in your expensive bag, why, oh, why would you ever be caught alive in such an outfit? Unless you’re seriously depressed, considering suicide and [...]

Lindsay Lohan gives us a peek of her Grand Canyon

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There used to be a time when this picture would be a cause of great excitement and stir, but much like the disappointment we receive when we go for a KFC bite and there is no chicken in the piece, just fried crumbs, we get the same, er, hollow, feeling when we look at bones and [...]

Megan Fox shows off major forehead…and it’s hot

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Megan Fox has decided it’s time to let go of her forehead curtains and show us her substantial occipitofrontal. But, as usual, this girl can do no wrong, so we are of the humble opinion that she rocks the new hairdo (which she got from Five Fifteen Hair Salon in Glendale)…and we would like to invite [...]

Paris Hilton is not interested in Queen Latifa’s singing

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Paris Hilton and her boy Doug Reinhardt were among the guests at Queen Latifa’s 39th birthday bash at Hollywood’s Club light on Saturday. In true Paris Hilton style, she ignored everyone but her true lover, the paparazzi camera and while Latifah was singing her heart out, Paris was busy having sex with it. Other guests [...]

Bruce Willis marries his girlfriend…again

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  Bruce Willis is one lucky guy. Not only is he married to one of the sexiest models around – but he’s managed to take her down the isle twice, according to People magazine. The Die Hard star and uber hot babe, Emma Heming have just gone through a second marriage ceremony in Beverly Hills to make [...]