Archive for March, 2009

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Prez Obama needs to take a sensitivity class

George W was famous for his unfortunate pearls of wisdom while publicly speaking. That was due to him not paying attention to his English class teacher. President Obama was an A student, especially in English. What he failed to grow, was the sensitivity and empathy gene (the luck of which forces him to turn a [...]

Zack and Shauna make a porno

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So he’s name is not Zack, but Greg Knudson…who cares, he’s just another prop in Shauna Sand’s porn movie called “desperate for relevance” (you have to admit the scenematography is very artistic). So here it is…enjoy Shauna Sand caught (wink, wink) “nurturing” her new relationship and making her new man’s “love” grow by the second. [...]

Lisa Rinna’s lips beg for a job

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If we weren’t too busy falling off our chairs from laughter, we might have felt a grain of sorrow for the humiliation desperate Restylane junkie Lisa Rinna is putting herself through. Lisa is so desperate to get a comeback role in the new Melrose Place, she said she’d do anything (although she admitted putting a [...]

Kate Walsh is back to sporting the homeless look again

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If we didn’t know better, we’d think Kate Walsh was getting ready to rummage through garbage for a half-eaten bagel (she doesn’t need to fish for refreshment, she already found a bottle of water on a bench). Alas, this was her…church outfit. Yes, indeed. Because Kate believes in showing the congregation that hollywood stars are [...]

This is how a Real Housewife takes care of a man’s…boat

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Or was it the other way round? Was Slick And Doin It With A Smile (Slade Smiley) taking care of Gretchen Rossi? Either way, the Real Housewife of OC and her serial Housewife dater were having a fantastic time applying tan lotion on each other’s abs out in the open seas (Newport Beach, California). At [...]

How to meet a girl and make-out with her in 5 minutes, by Russell Brand

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Some say the fastest gun in the Old West was Wild Bill, but in the New West, it is Russell Brand. Call him crazy, call him a nutcase, but for us, he’s a hero and forever our idol. Honestly, we thought he was just acting in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but apparently for him it was art imitating [...]

Rihanna can’t catch a break

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Rihanna was on her way to psychotherapy the other night, looking every bit the Tina Turner of past decades. Once at the “offices” of Les Deux club in Hollywood, psychotherapists Katy Perry and Hayden Panatierre got to work on the troubled star. Drinking, smoking and swinging were some of the therapeutic techniques employed. Unfortunately, it [...]

Confused Nicole Scherzinger still looking for her Indian daddy

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Her mommy told her many times that her daddy was a Hawaiian Hula dancer, but Nicole Scherzinger isn’t buying it and is convinced her true ancestry lies in India…and she’s determined to honor it with every chance she gets: first the sari, now the forehead dot (at the Much On Demand show in Toronto). We’re [...]