Archive for March, 2009

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Toothy praying mantis walking the streets of St.Bart’s

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Men in Black have just confirmed it: aliens have abducted Eva Herzigova and replaced her with a pissed-off praying mantis on a mission to kill the earth’s brilliant designers who dare hire her (not kill them directly, but indirectly through plummeting sales of any brand she associates her scary face with). Oh, Eva, Eva, where art [...]

Caprice gets hit by meteorite at Irish Music Awards

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Caprice took the title of the Music Awards she was attending (Meteor Music Awards) a little bit too literally and decided to go with a thematic outfit. At first she thought of attending with her lava and crater themed lingerie top, but deeming it to be a bit too sensuous she decided to glue some [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio is our favorite South American Barbie

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If only they made a Barbie version of Alessandra Ambrosio and sold it in stores…we would be the first to buy it, er, for our niece (but we would test drive it for a few days before giving it away…just to make sure, it’s sturdy enough). Alessandra was super sexy as Barbie in her pink [...]

Avril Lavigne has a lot in common with confetti

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It’s another thing to want everyone to regard you as a wild rock chick and another to look like an explosion of 4th of July fireworks. Avril Lavigne and her equally dazed and confused in the style department friend were seen handing out their “make your kid’s birthday party special with a clown” business cards [...]

I Love You Man draws out many hot babes who also want to be loved

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Who would have thought that two men completely into each other and ignoring their women would be such a turn on for hot chicks. Or could it be that they are simply catching on to that Jason Segel charm that Drew Barrymore explored first? Finally, there is hope for pasty white, flabby men who cry [...]

Natasha Richardson’s life hanging from a thread

Natasha Richardson, Liam Neeson’s wife is lying in a hospital bed with massive brain injuries, after a ski accident in Canada.The 45-year-old British actress banged her head (she was not wearing a helmet) when she crashed to the ground during a lesson on a beginners’ slope at Mont Tremblant. She was treated by medics as husband [...]

Jesus risks losing limbs, cheats on Madonna

Jesus is one brave guy. His vampire lady releases him for a few days and he goes hunting for his own prey (you have to admit though, fresh meat does taste delicious after a long fasting period). According to the Sun, Jesus was seen tenderly clasping lingerie model Luciana Costa as they swayed to the [...]

Kate Moss puts out an open house call

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Agh, when once sexy women become sloppy, drunken, titty-dropping hags…Kate Moss is quickly become Britain’s Pamela Anderson. And although the two are silicon buckets apart in cup size, their pea brains seem to be acting like twins separated at birth (we didn’t want to say, thinking like twins because that would be an exaggeration).  And [...]