Remember a short while ago when Malin Akerman’s indecent exposure quota seemed to be exceeded on a daily basis? A nipple slip here, a boob falling out there and a crotch that seemed like it wanted to play peekaboo with us like we were its best buddies (that or it had high fever because it [...]

Remember all those cheezy romantic movies (not that we watch them, we have others watch them and report back to us) where the guy pretends to be gay so that he can befriend a hot chick with the eventual goal of revealing to her that his penis is not so gay and would like to [...]

Somebody must have told Amy Winehouse that judges are desperately horny old men who can be mellowed out by the sight of a fleshy bossom. What they forgot to tell her is that skeletal “ladyboys” whose body is like a roach-infested motel with dirty, sperm-laced sheets don’t cut it. And because Amy and Sexiness were created [...]

Only hours after her arrest warrant was cancelled by a judge who deemed she had not violated her probation for her 2007 DUI conviction, Lindsay Lohan rushed to show she was in full compliance with the law by attending a substance abuse education program for first, second and multiple drug and alcohol offenders. Looking like a [...]

And they say fatherhood changes you in a way you’d never thought possible. Obviously they were not talking about maturity. They were talking about the fact that once you’ve tasted your kid’s liquid poo (it happens more often than you think, and usually when you innocently change their diaper), drinking your own piss is a [...]

If Britney Spears is the chubby, but cute bear cub, Brooke Hogan is the scary papa bear with the extra X chromosone…and as such, agility and grace made a run for the mountains while she was hopelessly gyrating on the pole during her performance at the “Calle Ocho” Latin Festival in Miami. Alas the music was [...]

Rihanna might have been on her way to Da Silvano’s restaurant in NYC, but her demeanor, dead squirrel on shoulders and tough-guy gloves told much of her intentions. We are thinking she had a nasty face-off with her steak that evening. Too bad the vengeance was only taken out on the poor cow (which was [...]

We will let aside the fact that Russell Simmons meditating looks like a shaved Gandhi who just crapped his pants (not his depends because in India they have no such thing). We would rather focus on the why of this bizarre behavior. To the untrained eye, this aging 51-year old guy gyrating, eating sand, and [...]