The Metropolitan Opera is celebrating its 125th Anniversary and for its grand Gala it decided to collaborate with British Wax Museum Madame Tussauds and the Met and create an exhibition of mummified corpses in wax. Having the bad fortune of being invited to the Gala, Mary-Kate Olsen was mistaken for a mummy and was promptly [...]

We’ve always wondered why Gisele Bundchen chose Tom Brady to be her future sperm donor. Could it be she’s so vain she’d only get impregnated by someone as pretty (so we’re told) as her? Either way, we don’t like the guy too much. After all, he dumped his pregnant girlfriend Bridget Moynahan for Gisele and denied [...]

For those needing further explanation, that’s a vaginal wedgie. And Britney Spears has been having so many lately, they will soon rename this inappropriation in her honor. It all seems to have started when her Circus Tour went live. That’s when all kinds of animals and freaks were left loose on stage, perhaps influencing Britney’s inner [...]

Locky

Locky

Locky

Shauna Sand went nuts when she heard they were having a 50% off at the Shoes for Stars (where she always shops because she’s a star herself) on Melrose Ave. But Shauna is not very good at visualizing how well a shoe will go with a certain outfit (hence why she always walks around with [...]

We all know Pamela Anderson would drop any catwalk show before anyone even managed to say “nipple showing” as soon as her radar picked up a distressed call from a chipmunk fighting with a squarel over a juicy nut. So it’s no surprise she immediately packed her false brows and eyelashes, black eye soot and [...]