Archive for March, 2009

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer call it quits…again. Bets on who pulled the plug now accepted

Did we or did we not call their Oscar bluff? All that hapiness on their faces as they were walking the red carpet was Photoshop pasted for the emergency called “Making Angie jealous and Brad regretful”. Apparently, failing to have Brad Pitt run to her arms by the end of the event made Jennifer Aniston [...]

Adriana Lima’s husband accused of sexual assault

It hasn’t even been a month since Adriana Lima married basketball star Marco Jaric and it seems he’s already in the dog house. According to the accusations, Marko sexually assaulted a woman while in Philadelphia with his team for the game with the 76ers. Marko’s rep told TMZ, “These accusations are 100% false and untrue. [...]

George Clooney’s sweat:Tofu for the crazies

For all of you women out there who always said George Clooney is good enough to eat, well now might be your chance to do so. According to the Sun, nutty animal rights activists group PETA have obtained a used towel of Clooney’s from his gym and they now want to clone his sweat and [...]

Lindsay Lohan gets down’n dirty in the backseat of her Mazerati

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Well, we don’t know that for sure, but we pride ourselves for having sharp deducive minds when it comes to slutville and its residents. Why else would Lindsay Lohan go around all night with her bra hanging from her purse? It’s definitely not a new fashion statement! Lacking the skills of speedy Gonzalez, Lindsay just didn’t [...]

Giselle Bundchen wants to be comfortable on the plane;and that means going braless

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Honestly, who wants to spend so many hours sitting in the same chair, getting bloated from tight pants, and all swolen up from high heels (other than Victoria Beckham who’s a slutty masochist at heart)? And did you know a very tight bra can give you acid reflux (yes, that and not the linguini with [...]

Mena Suvari is a bottom heavy pug

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To be honest, Mena Suvari never made it into our list of “barely attractive but doable if need arises” girls. She’s just too close in physical resemblance with a pug we once knew named Nelly. And this fluffy haircut does nothing for her beady little eyes (although the attempt is to disguise the helicopter landing [...]

Shocking:Michelle Rodriguez looks like a nice, pretty girl

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Having gotten used to Michelle Rodriguez in dirty, torn jeans cleaning garbage off the streets and swearing at the paparazzi like an angry man-hater (wait, she is a man-hater), it’s an absolute shock to see her in a lacy, tight dress like the one she wore here for the premiere of Fast&Furious in Universal City. [...]

Nicole Scherzinger takes her boob show to Broadway

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Nicole Scherzinger is warming up to the idea of getting a public mammogram with every appearance. So much that it’s becoming a very comfortable experience…therefore, you can understand why a simple see-through incident (like the one that occured during her visit to “Chicago” on Broadway in NYC) won’t even make her flinch…let’s give her another [...]