British songbirds are so classy, aren’t they? Forget about just giving the finger, they go straight to punching, kicking and pulling hair when someone gets on their tits. And since this particular, unfortunate photographer had the bad luck of seriously getting on Lilly Allen’s braless titties by accidentally hitting her car with his own, he took [...]

Relax, it’s just a scene from her new video shoot in Las Vegas. If you ask us, we don’t get the phosphorescent geek. Now Katy Perry alone dancing in a booth with money gyrating all around her that’s another thing. Add to that the special effects (i.e her vivacious boobs making some killer Matrix moves [...]

A week in Maui with Doug Reinhardt may have been too much for Paris. Bored already with her boy toy, Paris opted for a more…colorful cock to play with (and don’t forget pose with, because after all it’s all about who you’re seen with). No word yet if the cock talked back at her, but it did seem [...]

Somewhere between her disaster orange-hair and nipple-slip (not accompanied by an actual boob with flesh slip) appearance at the red carpet during the Oscars and this one at Star Magazine’s First Annual Young Hollywood issue, Bai Ling must have acquired some valuable assets. We are thinking that seeing recent pictures of the master of cleavage-on/cleavage-off [...]

Fishnets are tacky no matter what and the closest a girl should come to them is when deciding to get busy with a fisherman during work hours. At least in this case, Ciara (pictured here at the Class of 3000 premiere in Atlanta) had the good sense to keep them off her legs and limit [...]

You’d think that with the tendency of rookie rollerbladers to fall backwards, having a 20lb sack strapped to your chest would put the laws of physics to work and would allow you to maintain a good balance. But since, Katie Price’s other body parts probably weigh about the same as her rack (all together), the [...]

Assuming the yoga instructor in Shenae Grimes’s class is not gay, it should have been a very pleasant morning for him, especially when Shenae dutifully obliged for some crotch-shredding (although we’re assuming she’s mastered the stretching part by now and is not prone to those kinds of injuries) poses. Here, Shenae was seen entering her [...]

Joaquin is the bum that just keeps on giving. Fresh off his lobotomy-induced interview with David Letterman, Joaquin moved his “rap” career to the stage of the LIV night club in the Fontainebleau Miami Beach hotel. Halfway through his set, the mumbling boxcar hobo yelled “We have a f***ing bitch in the audience. Nodding his [...]