Archive for March, 2009

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If all natural disasters could be fixed with hair extensions and make-up

  The Japanese have a weird effect on Hollywood celebrities. Somehow they drive them to put their best foot forward (or in this case their best extensions forward) when in their land for movie premieres and such. And so, our little frail Katie transformed herself from tortured and emaciated wife of demented man to sexy [...]

Angelina catches Brad Pitt in bed massaging the nanny

Good help is so hard to come by these days. Just when you think you’ve found someone capable of handling your babies, you catch them handling your man (don’t know if the outcome was a happy ending though). According to Star Magazine, Angelina Jolie “flipped out” after discovering partner Brad Pitt on the bed with their kids’ [...]

Drunk Jude Law gets violated by fat lady

Alcohol seems to work just as well as roofies in the case of Jude Law because he’ll allow anyone to go near his crotch, even desperate, middle-aged fat chicks who’d “grab” the opportunity to feel him up anyday, anytime (this time it was at The Bronx in NYC). Jude, who looked like an inebriated pig [...]

Nicole Scherzinger hopes to be picked up for Slumdog Part II

Nicole Scherzinger has had enough of spandex and leather. She’s finally come to terms with her indian heritage (she’s Hawaian but that’s a technicality) and she’s embracing it, down to the forehead embelishment and the dollar-store shiny earrings (which she later took off, because we guess did not go with her Balenciaga motorcycle bag??).  And [...]

Katy Perry drops the silly costumes;goes for seriously sexy instead

When you’re known for your crazy and most of the times, stupid outfits, it’s hard to let go and be normal and sexy the good old fashioned way. But Katy Perry “took the plunge” in this sexy photoshoot for Esquire Magazine and we think she looks sexier than ever. Locky

Kendra is as happy as a cockatoo with a bag of nuts

One would ask, what could possibly be the connection between lovely Kendra Wilkinson and a cockatoo? Back in the days when Kendra was pretending to service Hugh Hefner’s nuts she’d always get screechy, loud and unbearable to listen to every time she saw something that made her titty nipples stand up(aka laughter). Well, a cockatoo [...]

Some men just can’t get past Rose McGowan’s ass-off with Rosario Dawson

It’s been almost exactly two years (April 2007) since Rose McGowan went ass to ass with Rosario Dawson for the Rolling Stones cover (in which ammo was the only prop used to cover their bits). Nonetheless, some men, who now nurture a kinky fetish for bullets can’t let it go. Rose was coming out of [...]

Tori Spelling:She’s a man, baby!

Is it just us, or is Tori Spelling looking more and more like a guy in a blonde wig? The more the years go by, and the more weight she loses, the longer and more angular her face becomes. She should just throw in the towel (or the tampons) and just go for the sex [...]