Locky

Before we get to the boobs, let’s just take a moment to appreciate the raw talent that is Paris Hilton (here enjoying being photographed in Maui with toy boy Doug Reinhardt). Managing to convince a guy that you’re actually paying attention to him while you’re busy striking bikini poses is a notable achievement (dude, having [...]

Locky

These Kabbalians have a funny way of celebrating their holidays. The Kaballan holiday of Purim celebrates the “metamorphosis” of the apparent Jewish bad fortune into good fortune. And so, Kaballah’s most devoted Jew, Madonna, thought it would be the best opportunity to celebrate her own metamorphosis, from an aging pop star to an aging pop [...]

That’s just not fair. Emmy Rossum dresses like a demure and innocent geek back in L.A, but she is willing to show the Japanese her crotch without batting an eyelash (in Tokyo for the premiere of DragonBall Evolution). Too bad the Japanese don’t get excited with in-your-face sexuality…if only she was wearing a grey uniform with [...]

Did someone steal Eva Herzigova’s face when she was in the waters of St.Bart’s too busy making-out with boyfriend Gregorio Marsiaj (who undoubtedly goes to bed every night with a picture of Eva when she was a Guess model, just to remind himself that the bones sleeping next to him were once a voluptuous babe)…that [...]

She might be an Angel, but Doutzen Kroes leaves the wings on the catwalk when she visits Miami beach with boyfriend Greg “DJ Ruckus” Andrews and embraces her slutty side. Doutzen was seen making out in the water with Greg for quite some time before running back to the loungers to get some rest (water [...]

It takes these two sisters posing together to realize Khloe Kardashian is the most gargantuous D-lister we ever had the pleasure of making fun of. And to assure that she will find true love with someone who can love her for who she really is, we’ve found the perfect suitor…a match made in giraffe heaven… BTW, [...]