Archive for March, 2009

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Audrina Patridge’s boobs fly first class

Audrina Patridge is famous for something, and as soon as we can figure that out, we’ll let you know. But in the meantime, the paparazzi loves her, and this little see-through baggage claim episode at LAX had the snappers snapping. I bet she gets an awesome discount from all the sky caps. Locky

Britney drops lyp synching to announce:”My P***y was hanging out!”

Forget about boobs popping out (although they almost did in Atlanta) and nipples doing the peekaboo. That’s just too boring. Britney’s show’s all about the circus and this time the “wild cat” was let out of its cage during her Tampa show. After singing I’m A Slave 4 U, Britney was lowered underneath the stage [...]

Jessica Simpson chokes boa with thighs

Jessica Simpson really wants to let everyone know she’s been working out really hard. We really appreciate the effort Jess, but bastards as we are, we’re still not satisfied. Those thighs may be toned, but they are still Tyra Banks caliber thunder-thighs. Has she been working out by squeezing Tony Romo’s head till his ears [...]

Bookstore turned freak attraction for a day

And so it begs the question: did all the tattoo-freaks who showed up to fellow tattoo-freak, but still a hottie in a scary, freaky way, Kat Von D’s signing of new book High Voltage Tattoo at Borders show up because they were really interested in the deeply emotional human stories told in her book…or were [...]

Megan Fox’s presence deeply touches paparazzo

Bet that paparazzo pictured behind Megan Fox really ached for a high-five when he spotted her. We knew that Megan can have a strange effect on men (see crawling on the floor begging to lick her toe lint), but that she would wake-up the savage beast in a paparazzo used to taking countless pictures of [...]

Holy Pajamas!Is Jennifer Love Hewitt still in mourning over break-up?

One can’t help but wonder why Jennifer Love Hewitt would opt to go out (even if it was to chat outside her house in Toluca Lake) in the middle of the day with pajamas (which by the way make her look like a ripe pear). Is she spending her days watching reruns of Party of [...]

Life sucks for Justin and Jessica

And that’s why they can never, ever smile when they’re out and about. That or they practice being robots infront of the mirror before they venture out…because it’s way cooler than showing teeth when you’re in public(here seen taking a walk in NYC). And by the way JT, nice geek glasses…but you’re still not as smart [...]

Chris Brown to pay Rihanna $10million if he hits her again

The Sun is reporting that Chris Brown, who is trying hard to spin the PR wheels faster than a jerbil has agreed to pay Rihanna the amount of $10million if “he so much as squeezes her hand the wrong way”. The same source is also reporting that Chris will most likely appear with Rihanna on Oprah [...]