Archive for March, 2009

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Amy Winehouse banned from the U.S

No, those of you thinking that much like seeds and livestock are banned from transported to the U.S due to the high risk of disease transmission so is Amy Winehouse, you’re mistaken. Although Amy can make it into the Guiness Book for most STDs in one…chicken coop, it ain’t that which caused the ban. Apparently, [...]

Alessandra Ambrosio lets it all hang out in Brazil

And we’re not complaining. Although, astute as we are in the mammary department, we did not help but observe that Alessandra’s boobies are still a bit bigger than their pre-pregnancy status, which begs the question: is she still breastfeeding (she gave birth seven months ago)? Here Alessandra is pictured working at a photoshoot in Rio De Janeiro, [...]

Anna Kournikova would make a great dominatrix

Well, why not? She doesn’t do anything these days anyway, so what’s wrong with picking up a whip and making some decent money in Vegas? She’s got the dressing for the part down at least…all she needs is a more austere haido, some red lipstick, oh and taking that white shirt off (bra alone would do [...]

Amber Heard is really coming up in the world

For those who don’t recognize her name, Amber Heard’s most recent role was as the highschool girlfriend of Seth Rogen in “Pineapple Express”. Amber’s next role though will be much bigger, for she is set to play Johnny Depp’s love interest in the much awaited movie “Rum Diaries” set in 1950s Puerto Rico. Reportedly Scarlett [...]

Olly girl Molly Shea celebrates birthday with her butt cheeks

We are aware that Sunset Tan’s Molly Shea did not fall off the smart tree, but does she have to prove, time after time that her first cousin is a chimp at the Los Angeles zoo? Is it just way too human to blow your candles sitting on a chair or standing infront of a [...]

Adriana Lima is now a serious, married lady

Oh, no, did we just lose another one? Damn the wedding ring! It’s worse than an alcohol ankle monitor and similar to a chastity belt for some women…and in the case of Adriana Lima it seems it’s curbing her desire to show some serious leg or cleavage. Well, you lose a pair of legs, you win another…Here’s a [...]

Naomi Campbell’s engaged to…a married man

A while back we told you that Naomi Campbell and her Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin who she’s been dating since last May are planning on getting married soon. Well, apparently the only person standing in their way is the dude’s wife of 21 years. Yeah, it seems Vladislav didn’t think it was a big [...]

Jacko boozewalks in London

Jacko drunk as a skunk? That’s definitely something we’re not used to. And yet, in the morning hours of Wednesday, Michael Jackson was creating a bit of a chaotic scene at the lobby of his posh London Hotel Lanesborough and had to be escorted back to his 7,500 british pounds a night suite. A hotel [...]