First of all, what is up with celebrities walking around in ridiculous, unflattering 70′s pants (referring to Mischa Barton and Kate Hudson)? Second, when you’re five pounds away from sharing the same weight as your shaved poodle (because with the hair on the poodle would win), the image of a tall gargoyle in 10 inch clogs [...]

Christina Ricci was never a really good looking babe, but taking in her almost permanent state of nakedness in Black Snake Moan with Samuel L. Jackson, made us trully appreciate her tight little body. Alas, recent appearances with saggy, deflated boobs do nothing to sustain that wonderful memory…if only Christina would warm up to a wonderbra… Locky

Holy Reich! The only thing missing here is some facial hair on the upper lip and an extended arm. Brrr, is it freezing in bed, David Beckham? Bet you have to wear leg warmers to prevent frostbites from accidental contact with Vic’s body parts. On the other hand, there is something to be said about [...]

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Can’t these two lovebirds get a room? Or is Paris’s house being burglarized again and they have to wait a couple of hours until the burglars…complete their mission(this time the nusty, terrible thieves are busy trying to find her new sex tape based on an anonymous call) ? Either way, Doug Reinhardt must have gotten very [...]

Mila Jojovich is a sexy woman, but in the last few years, she’s been parading around with 1930′s tiaras and baggy potato sacks as dresses, all of which made it very difficult to hold on to images of her from The Return Of The Blue Lagoon or The Fifth Element. Luckily for us, she decided [...]

The Italians are very hospitable people and they believe in offering their guests as many amenities as possible during their visit. And so, Gary Dourdan(former CSI actor), who is viewed as a sex symbol in Italy, got the gift of blue balls when a sexy italiana gyrated in his lap during a talk show called [...]

Those who prefer watching Tori Spelling trying to communicate emotion with her poofy hair and shoulder pads over watching luscious Jessica Lowndes throwing us several boob bones via barely-there peekaboo mini dresses, raise your hands. The three or four of you that did, you’re just gay. Locky