Archive for March, 2009

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All boobs are out in support of children

What a better cause that that of helping children, and what a better occasion to throw your boobs out there in support of that cause than the Children’s Champion’s Awards held in London. That’s what glamour models Lucy Pinder and Melissa Messenger thought when they strutted the carpet with their overly-inflated, overly-squeezed helium baloons. Later [...]

Malin Ackerman’s vagina monologue

Tisk, tisk, celebrities never learn…or they don’t want to learn…because deep down, showing your shaved beaver to the entire world is completely exhilarating and thoroughly liberating…much like how you’d feel if you’d managed to climb mount Everest…it’s that good…granted, it’s not clear if Watchmen star, Malin Ackerman forgot her underpants in these photos, but one [...]

Britney is a Circus Freak

For those looking to entertain themselves with a strip and grind show mixed with a circus spectacle as impressive as perhaps Cirque du Soleil and are perfectly fine with lip synching for its entire duration (90 minutes) then Britney Spears’s Circus tour is just for them. Britney opened her tour in New Orleans and left those of us [...]

Rihanna and Chris Brown married?

If we are to believe The Star, then they are. And in that case, the saying that a dog will always love its master no matter what stands true. All she’s ever wanted was to be with him forever,” a source tells Star. “Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She [...]

Amy Winehouse’s husband is dating a 16-year old schoolgirl

Ahh, british drama at its best. Crackwhore wife goes for 70 day vacation to cleanse herself for hubby’s return from jail. Plans foiled by a multitude of penises hanging around vacation spot’s beach. Crack-hubby learns of crackwhore wife’s escapades via the internet and decides best course of action is to start doing it with a [...]

Zoo missing its giraffe;last seen wondering braless in Studio City

And by calling Gisele Bundchen a “giraffe” we mean it in the most affectionate, loving, passionate, horniness-inducing way possible…because all we see is legs. Legs everywhere…legs that go up and up and stop only where a pair of braless boobs begin… Locky

Lesbians take a much needed break to cool off their tongues

Oh Samantha, this yogurt is to die for. Thanks for the treat! H20 just does not have the same level of protein as this delicious yogurt…and it’s so refreshing, my tongue’s on fire, girl! It’s so tasty i’m almost considering not purging it out once we get back home. I have a great idea! Why don’t [...]

Brian Austin Green just can’t leave Megan Fox alone

Dude, why can’t you see that Megan wants to move on and experience the love and tenderness of other men? Why do you have to linger around and go furniture shopping with her (Megan was pictured here shopping at the Indigo Furniture Store. Brian “Pest” was with her and the two ended up at his [...]