There are so many things wrong with this picture here, by the time we’re done explaining, you will agree that it is in the interest of everyone if Miley Cyrus does not jog again, but instead limits herself to the use of a machine at home. 1) She’s wearing a tiny bikini instead of a sports bra. That [...]

One minute you’re in Mumbai selling Budha chachkas next to a cow dumping its holy poo on the pavement, and the next you’re on the red carpet with Ryan Seacrest hoping you’d pass by so he could get a whiff of your talented, curry-laced fart. But with all this sudden fame, comes the insecurity that [...]

Forgive Jodie Foster if she looks a bit dazed and confused, her eyes are not used to the light just yet. You see, Jodie was held prisoner in a dungeon by a psychotic lesbian for the past couple of years and was only recently rescued and released, hence the pale-as-a-vampire skin and the watery, reddish eyes. [...]

We will try and ignore the fact that Charlize Theron wore her shiny Battlestar Galactica suit (or could it be her prom dress from the 90′s?) to Paris for the premiere of The Burning Plain, only because it lacks fabric and it allows us to take a good look at her giraffe legs (meant in a [...]

Locky

Katie, Katie…you should have gone into hiding with your daughter when your crazy husband was away promoting his movie. Now he’s back and he’s got nothing to do but to drive you to your grave with his crazy Scientology rules. And so this time, Tom Cruise has decided it is time for a second child, [...]

Locky

Jordan (Katie Price) believes her silicone boobs were implanted by aliens who wanted to track her every move and she’s planning to visit them in Roswell, New Mexico and have a chat with them about it. In all seriousness, the girl just loves the idea of little green men and in an interview with The [...]