Archive for March, 2009

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Pammy, the tranny and…the nip&tuck?

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Pamela Anderson was attending the Rock Fashion Week in Miami this week where she announced her new clothing line Muse in partnership with designer Richie Rich. Pammy was watching his show wearing a suitably see-throw dress (and as usual showing plenty of nipples, crotch, leg bruises and carpet burns) when she decided to get up [...]

Stop the press:Paris gets wet for boyfriend;must be true love

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Could our eyes be playing a trick on us or did Paris Hilton decide to mess up her “rich heiress pool party” attire so that boyfriend Doug would not get cold? Alas, it is true. Paris threw her 4 inch heels to the wind and rushed to cover Dougie up as he was coming out [...]

Amy Winehouse is a thumb-sucking baboon

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We’ve seen her scratching her crotch in public, squatting down to pee (or poo…we will never know) in public, and now sucking her thumb in public. So it is pretty much a universal certainty that Amy Winehouse has fewer genes separating her from jungle monkeys than the rest of us. Now to be fair, the [...]

Ashlee Simpson got the urge to “fornicate” with hubby at the MTV Australia Awards

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Oh, bless’em…Pingu (that’s for Penguin) the Japanese cartoon character and his “Snow White:the Readhead version” wife are so adorable together. And because rumour has it they are having marital problems (read i’m tired of being at home all the time breastfeeding your offspring while you’re out there partying like a 13 year-old on speed) they [...]

Courtney Cox is one white-pantied Cougar

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Courtney Cox has finally lost it. David Arquette’s Tweedy Bird ties have finally driven her to madness…and so she took the streets of L.A in her robe and granny panties yelling “why me, why me?”. In all seriousness, we all know this was part of Courtney’s filming of her upcoming ABC show CougarTown (although the [...]

Khloe Kardashian applies for the bouncer position at Bar Delux

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Maybe not, but when you’re bigger and more menacing than the bouncers of the club you’re about to enter, you should give it a thought…and we’re willing to bet that even if you were a nobody (wait, you are a nobody who’s relative to a nobody who happens to own an ass that is somebody) [...]

Mila Jovovich gets dolled up for a visit to the museum

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Mila Jovovich decided to temporarily abandon her usual unsexy attires and go for the glam factor for the American Museum of Natural History’s Museum Dance at the Rose Center for Earth and Space last night. Also glammed up for the event was Jessica Alba (who we wish could drop the “classy and pretty” look and give [...]

Girls Aloud Sarah Harding doesn’t want the love

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We only really give a rat’s behind about Girls Aloud because Cheryl Tweedy is one sexy bird and so do most of the people out there. So it is with great surprise that we find out backdrop girl Sarah Harding is actually important enough to some people that they want to touch her. But the [...]