Archive for March, 2009

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Why Fantasia’s ass is still not an American Idol

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You’d think that winning a major talent show and then propelled to fame would also propel your ass for some lipodialysis. Maybe some of the spinach you’re earning this days could be used for some well needed time on the butt-master? But no, Fantasia is proud of her big behind, like a mama bear proud [...]

Cindy Crawford gets all lathered up for Allure Magazine

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Anybody want to lick the foam off of Cindy Crawford’s body? Ok, it’s not whipped cream so it would probably be nasty, but we’re sure there are plenty of kinky people out there who wouldn’t mind the chemical taste. Cindy posed for the April “anti-aging” issue of Allure Magazine and this is what they had to [...]

Aging bunny tries hard to sell sexy beaches

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Bridget Marquardt used to be the girl who Hugh Hefner called into his bedroom only when he accidentally swallowed Viagra and both Holly and Kendra were out shopping for nipple pasties. Thus, being the leftover bunny, she always had to try extra hard to please. And so it is the case with her show Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches [...]

Holy Snow White!

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It seems Jennifer Garner’s been spending too many days locked up in the house breastfeeding because she’s starting to look like an albino…or a ghost in black because it was really hard focusing on her legs…they just kept disappearing and all we saw was a black dress walking the streets of Beverly Hills. And we [...]

Rihanna gets sweet with karaoke king Wilder Valderrama

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A week or so ago, it was just a rumour, but now more and more reports seem to be confirming it: Rihanna and Widler Valderrama are dating! The two got extremely cozy at Geisha in Hollywood where, get this, Wilder is hosting Karaoke nights. Hey, who are we to judge? Better a guy who pretends [...]

Jay Mohr is now planet Jupiter rotating around wife’s massive lips and droopy boobs

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  Isn’t this adorable? Jay Mohr, er, sorry, Jon Ferguson Castrated Cox Mohr is swimming in happiness and apparently a pool full of hot dogs because the guy just has a great wife and he loves her so (here the loving pigeons were watching the Knicks game in NYC). And as the wife’s lips overtake [...]

Lindsay Lohan is broke!

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  Now we know why Lindsay Lohan’s become emaciated. She’s trying to stretch that dollar as far as it can go. And being the ever so money-savvy businesswoman she figures she can save more by not eating than say…not buying a Mazerati, or a $2,000 bag every week. “Friends” of Lindsay’s spill the juicy beans, “Lindsay is spending [...]

Katie Price loves a good pony(and we don’t mean Pete)

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Ok, either Katie Price (aka Jordan) has no clue what the word “Equestrian” means, or the economy in England is even worse than in the States and a literal “downsizing” from a horse to a pony is mandated. Either way, Katie looked quite happy sandwiched between two innocent white ponies while shooting the campaign for [...]