Archive for March, 2009

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Ice-T puts together birthday party for his blow-up doll

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Wait, wait…upon closer inspection, blow-up dolls don’t have cellulite and a massive ass so that has to be his horny-for-a-porn movie-role wife Coco (aka Nicole Natalie Austin) and this party must be for her 30th birthday celebration, marking the 21 years in age difference that make this marriage so strong and solid. Ice-T (58), who [...]

Somebody get this woman some crutches

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What is going on with Katie Holmes? Is Tom Cruise keeping her in a Scientology dungeon during most of the day and releasing her only for the obligatory paparazzi pics with her daughter (i.e to confuse the media about what’s really going down?). Katie, once again, looked like she was on the verge of collapse [...]

Who cares about Metallica? Juliette Lewis is singing!

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Seriously Metallica…how do you find the courage to go out on stage and sing in front of a crowd of 2000 (yep, first time ever anyone can say the saw Metallica perform in a club) who has lost its hearing? To explain, tone-deaf actress pretending to be a musician Juliette Lewis and her band The [...]

666 tries to prove her innocence

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After receiving three 6s from the Dancing With The Stars judges, rumour started that Holly Madison might have the devil inside her (hiding somewhere behind her silicone bags). To deflect such rumours, Holly started wearing her “Holly” cross, a gift given to her by ex-fiance Chris Angels (here on her way to Prive Nightclub inside [...]

Geri Halliwell glows at movie premiere;must be the tan ex paid for

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We hate to say it, but Geri Halliwell probably looked the best she ever did at the world premiere of The Boat That Rocked in London. Sexy dress, toned body, bouncy boobies that somehow managed to behave themselves and a glowing tan that yelled “i just spent quite some time on my billionaire ex’s yaught”. [...]

Christina Milan is living The Dream;and gets groped by it

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Ahh, isn’t this just dreamy? Silly Pop Star trying to get over Mariah Carey’s man (Nick Cannon) meets the man of her dreams (aka rapper/producer The Dream) and falls in love. He then proposes a few weeks later and produces a dreamy engagement ring worth $200,000 (at which point Nick Cannon enters her frame of [...]

Ashton Kutcher posts Demi’s ass; gets himself in the dog house

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Honey, you’ve been punked!! Yep, Demi…this is what you get for marrying a guy your daughter should have been dating. This is what Ashton Kutcher posted on Twitter about his wife’s ass: watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God! 9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck I’m not wearing the bikini [...]

Christina Ricci gets naked and screwed in Black Snake Moan

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