Here’s the question of the day? Who would you rather go to bed with? A transgenic chimp (chimp whose mama got implanted with some human genes), a Harlem tranny or Amy Winehouse? If you answered “no” to all options, you’re a decent human being. If you chose the chimp over Amy, you are concerned for [...]

When your boyfriend has just got off the gym and is all sweaty and sticky, but you still feel the urge to dress up like you’re about to give him a lap dance, then it’s gotta be love…and Paris Hilton is feeling it all the way up to her seriously laced crotch. Who cares if [...]

Aside from the fact that Pamela Anderson is intent on scaring us every time she walks out of her trailer these days, we appreciate the fact that this time she decided to cover up her wobbly bits. And it also seems that her love for electrician Jamie Padgett is turning her into a good little [...]

Lindsay Lohan was seen clutching a sandwich in her dying bossom like it was a hungry infant looking for titty milk the other day. We are told, Lindsay run to the house to share it with Samantha. Once there, the two cut it up in 14 pieces, ate the two and saved the remaining 12 [...]

Drew Barrymore’s guru implanted in her tweedy brain the idea that dressing up like you belong in a past decade and sleeping with guys barely out of high school will keep you young in body and spirit (who knew Doc Martins and suspenders had such powers?). Rumour has it that Drew even dropped Cameron Diaz [...]

When you’re barely 5 feet tall, tight little shorts, mini dress and micro skirts paired with 5 inch heels are the way to go to make everyone think you have more in common with Gisele Bundchen than with Super Mario (not the gay Lopez one, that of the video game). Alas, Eva Longoria missed that [...]

Rumour has it that Katie Holmes’s stunning appearance at the Japanese premiere of Valkyrie cost her $43,000. That includes the hair extensions, the teeth veneers, the spa facials and the make-up. Alas, it only takes a few nights of sleeping next to Tom Cruise for the hair to start shedding, the veneers to start chipping [...]

Finally, Kim Kardashian did the honest and brave thing and showed us what she really looks like without heels and standing next to a couple of normal height chicks: a fat hen ready to lay eggs. Even the “friends” that were with her kept looking her way and thinking to themselves “God, if this stumpy pirate [...]