Archive for April, 2009

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In the long history of assholes, Perez Hilton is the gerbil that roared

America has ‘changed,’ and boy does it suck now. If you’ve been living under a rock, which a lot of you probably are because of the current economic situation, politics splattered The Miss America pageant with a nasty money shot last Sunday night. When it was Miss California’s Carrie Prejean’s turn for the Q&A part [...]

Brick, I mean Brooke Hogan walks her sandwich

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Brooke Hogan, the daughter of future wife killer, Hulk, had a lovely day at the beaches of Miami while shooting her latest music video no one will see, so we won’t bother posting the name of it. Brooke at times was accompanied by teenie-tiny rapper, Stack$. We think Stack$ has a serious case of Sthenolagnia, a fetish of [...]

Susan Boyle offered 1 million dollars to do porn movie…oh the INhumanity!

Since her debut on performance on “Britain’s Got Talent,” Susan Boyle has been the number 1 story on both sides of the pond. Her Youtube video has been viewed over 20 million times and her story of a never-been-kissed, 47 year old virgin with the voice of an angel has left not a dry eye [...]

Mallika Sherawat makes them all cream….I mean her milkshakes

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She may be a relatively unknown in the US, but Bollywood actress Mallika Sherawa, known as the Marilyn Monroe of India was honored with her own milkshake at  Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood. I wouldn’t be too honored dear, even Kim Kardashian, the Marilyn Monroe of ass fat has gotten her own shake, you [...]

Girls Gone Wild moves to India as Slumdog star’s moms catfight in the street

As we reported on Sunday, Rubina Ali’s father put the child star up for auction and the highest bidder was some sheikh will to offer £200,000.  Well yesterday the situation came to a head when her real mother Kurshida Devade and Munni Qureshi screamed and slapped each other in Mumbai, India. The catfight broke out as Rubina’s [...]

Spears ‘stalker’ claims she was filming documentary

The woman arrested for breaking into Britney Spears’ property claims she was filming a documentary. Former ‘American Idol’ contestant Miranda Tozier-Robbins – who was taken into custody after she was found peering into the windows of Britney’s house in Calabasas, California, last week – insists she was simply recording a film to help boost her [...]

Jessica Biel Nude in Powder Blue

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Brooke Hogan strip dances on stage…sorry, sings at Sobe Live (Miami Beach)

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At the end of which she wrestles Rapper Stacks to the ground, and takes a bite out of his chicken wing…because gyrating (sorry, we keep forgetting…er, singing) takes a lot out of her and makes her ravenous…after all, those boa thighs don’t get maintained with salad and fish…check out rapper Stacks ignoring the chin and staring [...]