Thanks to Twitter us uknown, common mortals get to know what the gods in Mount Olympus (and their stupid parents) are doing, thinking, eating, whether that bean salad they had makes them gassy, whether they had a wedgie or… that they can’t focus on the road because their slutty daughter’s boobs are distracting them. To [...]

Apparently Lindsay Lohan has had enough with her expedition in the jungle of Cheetas and now wants to board the plane back to the country of Cockatoo (sorry, too many hours watching the Discovery Channel last night). That or she just wants to grab anyone who matters in Hollywood in hope they will give her [...]

Oksana Pochepa is a really nice girl. So nice that she wanted to take her countrymen out of their misery and their heads out of the vodka bottles by posing for Russian Maxim back a few years ago (she was only 24 in 2005, but she already knew what her mission would be….no, not doggy [...]

Ok, here’s what Kim wrote on her official blog on Friday. “I am so sunburned and need help.” “I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days.” “Everyone here is making [...]

We are suspecting there was a call put out from organizers of the HBO movie premiere of Grey Gardens for all small boobs to come out of the closet because that’s exactly what happened…a parade of tiny chests. Ali Carter is a beautiful woman, but for once we wished she would have worn the dress [...]

Actress Elisha Cuthbert is lucky to be alive after she was hit by a car in New York. The 24 star credits the training she underwent to star as Kim Bauer in the action show with helping her leap to safety when the speeding driver careered into her during a recent night out. She reveals, [...]

He might be down to 105lbs and a shadow of his formel self (here at a gas station on his way to the hospital last week), but Patrick Swayze is still making plans. According to reports, the 56-year-old is hoping to make an appearance at the 4th Annual Los Angeles Jewish Film Festival coming up [...]

Oksana Pochepa is one heck of a temptress and it is no wonder Mel Gibson was seduced…not that we’re condoning it or anything…we’re just saying…killer body in a tight little school uniform, that’s like the devil in disguise… Locky