Archive for April, 2009

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Angelina Jolie is pregnant again!

What do you do when you catch your man “massaging” your children’s nanny? You get him to impregnate you in the dark (while he’s in the dark about it) and then you drop it on him like a bomb…just when he’s starting to talk about the two of you “growing apart”. If you thought Guantanamo [...]

Hulk sympathizes with OJ, finds himself on the verge of cutting wife’s throat

Hulk Hogan is a few steps away from being a homicidal maniac (or a suicide bomber ) in sunny Florida…and OJ needs to reach out to him and give him a few tips on how to keep his premeditated murder spree on the down low…kinda sort of hash, hash…you know, so that when his wife’s [...]

Jessica Alba shows off her…gift box…again

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Well, that’s a bow isn’t it, and the top of her crack is like the beginning of the road that leads to a beautiful gift, right? That’s probably what Jessica Alba was thinking when she got that tattoo…something like “i have a gorgeous ass under those pants and it’s all wrapped up in a bow [...]

Fergie is on upskirt alert

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Darn it, Fergie is always on red alert when climbing the stairs with a mini dress and blocks her back porch view like a goalie fighting for the championship. Maybe next time… Locky

Jenna Jameson transformed…and it’s the twins’s fault

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No we’re just kidding, they are absolutely adorable (and we’re not envious at all that they are the only ones who get to go near mommy’s mamaries these days). But seriously, if we didn’t tell you that was Jenna Jameson in the red dress stepping out with a baby in her arms you probably wouldn’t have [...]

Jaime Pressly steps out in her killer heels

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Breaking up with the father of your 2-year old is a bitch. But when you know the guy probably cheated on you (Jaime broke up with her fiancee Eric Cubiche a few weeks ago, but only said that his travelling DJ gig caused them to grow apart) with some road booty then it’s all about revenge. And [...]

Kelly Brook still playing with the water

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Yesterday we showed you pictures of her playing with the waves…and making out with her boyfriend Danny in Barbados. Today it’s just her (Danny must have taken a break, all that splashing around can certainly wear you down), still playing with the waves and the sand, giggling and jumping like an innocent little girl (who [...]

Audrina Patridge the “actress” celebrates her movie premiere

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Audrina Patridge had a big dilemma the other night because she didn’t know what to wear to the premiere of her movie Into The Blue 2: The Strip (sorry, The Reef). So she opened up a few magazines to check out what A-listers wear to their own movie premieres so she would be as elegant [...]