Archive for April, 2009

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Isabella Rossellini makes porno with sea animals

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  Who would have thought that Isabella Rossellini would find her true mission and calling in life after so many years in movies and that calling would be to teach us all how animals have vigorous, scandalous sex and…huge penises. Isabella has just launched the second season of what is called “Green Porno” and this time she [...]

We all got it wrong:Chris Brown is a really nice guy

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To all people out there who stopped buying Chris Brown’s music because they thought he was a violent, out-of-control abuser: resume your purchasing. Chris Brown is a totally nice guy, see? He is holding a baby, he has a huge smile on his face (and sensible glasses) and the baby is not crying (although he is [...]

Jamie Foxx attempts to apologize for spitting fire on Miley Cyrus

If only celebrities would learn to think before they talk, but reading from a script so often has robbed them of that ability…or if you’re also a comedian like Jamie Foxx you are automatically granted the right of saying what you want without checking with your brain first. At least that’s what he thinks and [...]

Mel Gibson’s russian babe speaks out

Oksana Pochepa, a 24 year-old pop singer from Russia could possibly be the source of the biggest celebrity divorce case yet. Last night, Oksana spoke to british tabloid The Sun and revealed she was the mystery girl Mel Gibson was seen kissing at the beach earlier this year. Oksana, who first hit the Russian charts [...]

Inside Jacko’s wacko auction

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The auction at Neverland might have been cancelled last night after a court dispute between Michael Jackson’s management team and auction house Julien’s, but thanks to The Sun you can now see some of the wackiest items on sale. And ofcourse most of them include Jacko’s two loves: for himself and for the children… Locky

Lindsay Lohan’s looking for a new he/she on eharmony

When it seems the world is out to get you and no one wants to be your friend in fear of catching the crazy virus, what’s left to do? Make fun of yourself in a spoof video and hope everyone sees the fun, easy-going side of you and forgives you. It takes courage though, to admit [...]

Shauna Sand knows how to tip the waiters

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Shauna Sand was in the mood for Italian the other day, but did not want to overpay for the food and service. So she figured if she gave the waiters a clear view of her nipples throughout the night, that might save her the tip, and maybe get her a 20% discount off her bill. [...]

The Queen’s granddaughter loves girl on girl action

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Princess Eugenie is the daughter of Prince Andrews and Sarah Ferguson and the sixth in line to the throne of England, but as far as she’s concerned she prefers to play a game of “Blue Lagoon” than the stiff game of “Blue Blood Royal”. And so the busty 19 year old had no reservations when [...]