Archive for April, 2009

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Shauna Sand almost chokes on her Stiletto ice cream

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And that’s too bad…for the “almost” part, that is…because she quickly recovered by spitting the ice-cream on the floor. Shauna was at the Millions of Milshakes store on Easter day trying to pass for a sexy bunny in white while she was baptizing the store’s “Stiletto” Shake and ice-cream named after the only pair of [...]

Ryan Seacrest and girlfriend spent Easter weekend in Paris

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We wrote the word “girlfriend” with a hint of hesitation because we are still ambivalent as to whether Ryan Seacrest likes girls or prefers to go to sleep below posters of male chippendales. Maybe he has a thing for Johny Depp and that’s why he had her dressed as a pirate with cleavage? Suspicions and [...]

Jessica Simpson;an “inside” look into her “private” life

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We’ve already entertained you with pictures of Jessica Simpson going out to dinner with Tony Romo and her family, but now we bring you an inside look…into her butt cheeks and crotch, courtesy of a hard woking paparazo (who probably had to pretend he slipped and fell to take these shots)…because we’ve taken an oath to [...]

Mel Gibson’s soon to be ex-wife wants half of his nearly 1 billion dollar fortune

Mel Gibson’s wife of 28 years has filed for divorce, setting the stage for one of the most expensive marriage break-ups in legal history. Under Californian law, Robyn Gibson could take half of her husband’s 900 million fortune. The two do not have a prenup agreement. She filed papers in Los Angeles Superior Court weeks [...]

Stalker breaks into Tila Tequila’s house tells people he killed her on Twitter

This world is coming to an end. Reality sluts have become worthy enough to stalk and terrorize…and so it is the case with lesbian pygmy Tila Tequila who had such a terrifying Monday morning one of her implants flipped. According to RadarOnline, the nightmare on Tequila Street started when someone began posting fake Twitter updates at [...]

Dog food sales skyrocket after Jen and Owen eat doggy style

Wow, never knew how bad the economy is in Switzerland (or how weird its people really are). After watching Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson eat dog biscuits on a German TV Show (they lost a dare while promoting their movie Marley And Me) Swiss people got convinced that the stuff was good enough for…human consumption. [...]

Pamela Anderson to marry for fourth time

Pamela Anderson wants to break Elizabeth Taylor’s record for most marriages…before her next boob job. So what if this new guy(Jamie Padgett) is a loser scuba diver who lives in a trailer? She will be moving on to the next guy anyway before the sheets of their trailer twin bed need to be changed. The news was [...]

Paris’s gold nakedness fails to sell

Being a giving, charitable person is hard word and sometimes it can be devastating when the effort to save the world is not recognized. Paris Hilton’s dreams of helping the poor with one can of sparkling wine at a time seem to have been shattered by the evil alcohol drinkers of this world who don’t [...]