British tabloids are having a blast following the travesty that is Amy Winehouse and her love life, and we’re more than happy to follow suit.  According to News Of The World, a heroine-addict mother of two has revealed she’s six weeks’ pregnant with the baby of Amy Winehouse’s estranged junkie husband Blake Fielder Civil.The news [...]

Easter Week has come and gone, by the passions of our Lord And Savior are still burning strong in someone’s soul. Paris Hilton was so affected by this most profound religious holiday that she wanted to do something to remind everyone why Jesus crucified Himself for us…by dressing as an easter bunny and dancing on a [...]

And don’t let them tell you otherwise. Holly was not working out using the latest Hollywood craze the ‘Reebok’s Jukari Fit to Fly’ at the Reebok Jukari Studio. She saw an ad for a new Las Vegas show “Flying strippers” and she wanted to apply for it, but needed to, er, beef up her resume first [...]

Well, she’s hot, even when she’s in workout gear…and she’s desperate for an engagement ring, but her once-married boyfriend doesn’t seem to want to buy one for her…unless he can find it at Sam’s Club for 70% off. Oh, and she was Miss Teen USA 1998 (right, like anyone was helped by this clue…other than the [...]

Jessica Simpson recently wrote this very deep mumbo jumbo to her fans in response to the claims she got dropped from her record label Sony/BMG Nashville: Why do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly.   Didn’t God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is [...]

If you are multi-dimensional like we are, you will have some trouble focusing on Eliza Dushku’s perky butt and whip due to the incredibly bad acting (in Dollhouse)…but if you’re orbiting in the one-dimensional world of tits and ass, then you’ll find great pleasure in this video…we will admit it though, once we got past [...]

Wow, there are so many things we could say about these photos…but we will refrain from doing so. We’ll just say this: Spenc please do us all a favor and take Heidi back to your house, lock her up in your basement and beat her senselessly and without mercy with your blue electric vibrator…because she [...]

Never thought that a friend of Bai Ling’s would actually be weirder than Bai Ling, but there you have it…although when Bai Ling attempts to pucker her lips for the camera we can’t help but get the creeps (kinda like when Freddy Krueger made those scratchy sounds with his metal nails and made our chest [...]