Same family, same occasion, different fingers used to greet the paparazzi. Father Billy Ray tells them to spin on…his country horse, and Miley and her fake poodle just want to spread the love and peace. We actually think daddy is the more genuine one. Miley might be 16, but the media machine inside her head [...]

Or at least the people who made them…because they turn perfectly proportionate, sexy bodies into short, stumpy, wide ass middle-aged moms. And unfortunately Halle Berry is one of the victims…here’s to hoping she gets menstrual blood on them, can’t get it off and is forced to throw them in the garbage (or donate them…that could [...]

Jeremy Piven was seen hanging out with Jessica Canseco, ex-wife for formel major league baseball player Jose Canseco. If Jeremy just wants to have “a good time betwen consenting adults”, we’re all for it…Jessica has a body to die for. But, if the dud is looking for some serious love, he is looking down into [...]

Kim Kardashian was at the Detroit Pistons Vs New York Knicks game at MSG in NYC on April 8 with Brittny Gastineau. But her mind was anywhere but on the game…and we’ll attempt to explore it: “I’m getting a bit hungry, but it’s just junk here and they’ll go straight to my trunk…ok, be strong, i [...]

Now, if the girl wasn’t lip synching every damn song blared out of the speakers we would perhaps understand that the smoky GM arena in Vancouver, Canada was inhibiting her performance. But since opening and closing your mouth like a fish doesn’t require too much lung capacity we will assume that the oxygen deprived atmosphere [...]

Mind you the shots of Mischa for the May issue of UK’s Cosmo are all from the waist up…because we all know what goes on from the waist down(little bubbly martians have set permanent camp on her wobbly bits). Mischa Barton declares she’s more confident now and more empowered and wouldn’t change anything on her [...]

That’s it. We need Jack Bauer to discover the neurological pathogen that terrorists have released in Hollywood because it’s turning actors’s brains into gravy. This video is long, but trust us, watching Billy Bob Thorton’s paralyzed brain trying to put together sensory data and respond to it is absolutely hilarious. Thirteen minutes of getting interviewed about his band [...]

Our knowledge of the Spanish language is limited to phrases such as “mucho calor” (which we don’t employ as a weather description, but rather use when stalking hot babes passing by our Starbucks stake-out). Nonetheless, we would be happy to buy multiple copies of the spanish magazine DT and spend hours “reading” them (preferably with [...]