Who would have thought? The closest we’d get to learning Latin and Hebrew would be from trying to read hot chicks’s belly, shoulder and ass tattoos (no comparison there with our nun teachers…hey, maybe they can bring in babes with boob tattoos in Latin class…bet all kids would get straight A’s). And the good thing [...]

We have made it our mission to educate you on all the cultural events that take place on this great planet of ours. And one of those culturally enriching events is the Digital Spy Reality TV Awards in London. It goes without saying that at such a prestigious event only A-class celebs would be invited [...]

We’re just messing with you;ofcourse she’s pregnant…with twin tadpoles…Come on, is this what a pregnant girl (rumoured to be carrying twins) should look like? The answer is yes, if all you’re feeding yourself and your embryos is…wasabi (Nicole told anyone who cared on Twitter that she has massive cravings for wasabi…right before ratting Joel out [...]

Now you see why we’ve been obsessed with Jennifer Love Hewitt’s forehead (well, and the boobs, but the forehead often gets in the way of us focusing on the boobs)? Even she gave up the other day (for her appearance with new boyfriend at the movie premiere of Finding Bliss) and applied make-up only on 5 [...]

Seriously, if we were the people from MiuMiu (Prada) we would ask for our money back…our head campaign face turning into a greasy hobo or worse, Michael Jackson, ain’t gonna sell us more bags. Katie “Stepford Wives” Holmes (on her way back to the dance studio) figured a few stains on her shirt and heavy [...]

At the age of 40, Helena Christensen’s body is still in pretty good shape (boobs not too saggy, posterior rather cellulite-free). As for the face, she seems to get more sour and more pinched as the years go by (mouth gets smaller, chin gets sharper)…guess when we get the booty call we’ll just have to [...]

We gotta hand it to producers and casting directors…they are people with vision. Somehow they were able to see through the color fart, granny shoes, dirty socks and lice-infected hair and see Raggedy Ann for who she really is: a robotic villain with a partially damaged face who can kick Christian Bale’s ass. Helena Bohnam [...]

“Hey, guys? Hugh fell asleep again and peed his pants. Who was on diaper duty? Was it you Karissa? You forgot to put his depends on again and now someone needs to wipe the piss off the couch. Yuck, i’m feeling my thong getting wet and it ain’t because this young, hot 70 year-old sitting [...]