Someone, quickly find Lindsay Lohan another androgynous lesbian shoulder to sniff coke from. The girl is going a little bit loopy without Sam’s equally scrawny hand to hold on to (and sister Ali’s hand just won’t do). Why, just yesterday she took her favorite doll’s dress off, put it on and went out jewellery shopping (although [...]

Here’s an eye opener. To get to the White House you don’t need political experience, diplomacy or even some sort of education on political science. You just have to be in a movie that made the current Chief laugh. And so it is the case that weed-smoking womanizer stoner Kumar Patel , aka Dr. Harold [...]

Never thought the day would come when we’d cringe at the idea of a highly paid Vegas stripper taking off her clothes. Maybe we’re afraid to see her moving her boobs up and down by squeezing her major and minor pectoral muscles with musical rythm? Or is it that we’re just jealous she has a [...]

  Let’s see, what do we like most about Eminem’s new video? Hmm, that’s a tough one. 1) Fat Jessica Simpson eating a burger and doing Tony Romo in uniform by General Lee (Duke’s red car)? 2) Crackwhore Amy Winehouse making out with a Blake version of Eminem in jail (more like making out with [...]

Carmen Electra is hard at work promoting her new swimsuit line…in her backyard…again. See, why bother with exotic beaches and jungles when you have decent foliage and some rails to hold on to in your own garden? Makes great financial sense…and a great setup for all her perv neighbors who run for their binoculars everytime [...]

Right, let’s get down to figuring out why Pink would show up almost naked during one of her shows in Germany: 1) Those Germans are really hard to please and need extra stimulation (we can buy that…once we were on stage in Germany and for some reason those psychotic Germans kept throwing cans of Ebel [...]

Can you guess who this is? We’ll give you a clue:The ass is British and she can bite us anytime she wants…provided she comes wearing her spandex pants and icy-blue contact lenses… Locky

Ok, so we know Anna Faris did not wear her dress backwards at the premiere of Observe and Report in L.A, but it’s more fun to pretend she did…it kinda makes staring at her upper torso more naughty…sort of like a peeping Tom checking out a naked neighbor through a keyhole… Locky