We’ve always known Gisele Bundchen to be skinny, but when you’re erect, not breathing deeply, or raising your hands above your head and your ribcage is visibly sticking out, then it’s time to jump off the diet train before Tom Brady realizes he’s making love to a tree (but with nice foliage though). Here, Gisele [...]

So now we know, the 5.9′ listed as Robert Downey Jr.’s height is actually 5.6′ because he only gets to that “acceptable” atmospheric level with the help of 3inch platforms (very groovy for the disco era, so ridiculous today). But we understand the necessity to be tall. Staring at Titanium Man’s steel balls when threatening to [...]

Don’t get too excited. Madonna was not beaten with wooden sticks by angry Malawians (although wouldn’t that be fun?). These are just wounds from her treadmill fall (even the treadmill was pissed at her for kidnapping it from its cozy home in London and taking it to Malawi). We are told the wounds are healing [...]

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According to TMZ, Dennis Rodman was physically kicked out of the London Hotel in West Hollywood on Friday for being extra obnoxious than his usual obsene, reject self. We will list out his “transgressions” because they are too many to fit into one sentence (unless you don’t mind running out of breath when reading it): [...]

Wow, who could have guessed that Lindsay Lohan would have taken such a like to the sport of carpet munching, she would become a lesbian stalker in order to continue feeding her habit? As OK! Magazine reveals, this is indeed a fact, and the family of Samantha Ronson is taking action to prevent Lindsay from [...]

We’ve never been fans of Wrestlemania…something about guys in leotard tights and ponytails pretending to knock each other’s teeth out never clicked with us (on the other hand, a good death match with oiled-up chicks is a game with standards). Having said that, Sunday night’s Wrestlemania 25 at Reliant Stadium in Houston proved to be quite entertaining. [...]

We got it. Gary Coleman hates the white man. Because the white man more than likely conspired to keep him that short. Just so he would be forced to stare at the white man’s nutsack instead of his face…evil white man… Locky