Archive for April, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan banned from Ronson fashion party, but plently of other boobs invited

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And so Lindsay Lohan’s demise continues. We’re sad to report that even Samantha Ronson is starting to think she’s become an embarassment for her (especially after the Lilly Allen stage event) and maybe bad for her own career(which just goes to show how ungrateful lesbians can be…just a cautionary note to all girls thinking of abandoning our team)? [...]

Dita Von Teese’s answer to Mel B’s striptease

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Dita Von Teese who’s working her “arousing” routine at the Triple Door in Seattle these days has a thing or two to teach Mel B(who’s performing in a rather copycat show in Las Vegas) in the art of erotic, burlesque stripping: 1) Stop all heavy quad exercises immediately. Thighs that can squeeze the life out of an [...]

Anna Kournikova is a triathlon babe

SEMI-EXCLUSIVE: Anna Kournikova Showing Off Engagement Ring In N

Early Sunday morning, Anna Kournikova set her alarm clock (fiance Enrique Inglesias screeching, er, singing in her ear), put on her low-cut thong and tights and got set for her mission to win Nautica’s Second Annual Beach Triathlon in South Beach by blaring the male competition’s vision with her ass and back tattoo. We think it worked, [...]

Jessica Simpson almost topless in Cabo…again

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Whenever Jessica Simpson is stressed, she runs to Cabo San Lucas and takes her clothes off. And eventhough her body is not what is used to be about a year ago when she was spotted on the island with her boobs hanging, we will forgive her, the girl has a lot on her mind…like how [...]

Paris Hilton goes GaGa crazy while real Lady GaGa is busy pleasing another Lady

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Wow, this has definitely been a fun week! And what a way to end it by viewing Lady GaGa go down on hairy goth chick Lady Starlight at St.Gerome’s nightclub in NYC. We’re guessing this is how the Lady blows off some steam? But couldn’t she have at least chosen a girl with a shaved [...]

Mel B and Kelly Monaco get naked in Vegas

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If Dita Von Teese was dead, we are certain she’d be spinning in her champagne glass coffin by now. “Peepshow” is hailed as the new burlesque sensation on The Strip in Las Vegas and has replaced Cirque Du Soleil (guess organizers felt audiences should leave every performance on The Strip with a boner). Mel B [...]

Audrina Patridge wins Oscar for Best Empty Stare and Dead Eyes

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Honestly, the only time we thought we’d see Audrina Patridge holding any kind of award (other than porn industry awards) would be with the purpose of giving it to someone else. So it is with amusement that we watched her win the award for “Female Star of Tomorrow” at Showest in Vegas on April 2 [...]

Bai Ling shows her sweet Asian tits

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